Taylor Skeetwood

The sex may be terrible but I cuddle like a madman

[Taylor Skeetwood @Chief_Sosa35]

Bedford is awesome

[dog of the year @erogurodog]

Repost if you think our brave postal warriors should be given military equipment and absolutely no rules of engagement

[allie @c1a0bsp]

Youre right lets start a movement #FreeDiddy

[Thaddeus “Thad” Montgomery IV @steezelax]

Humble yourself buddy, always a bigger fish

[AB @AB84]

Congrats Hines Ward…

[quibs @quibvs]

Paul Atreides before he went South

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

The wildfire victims:

[matt @IraqWarLiker]

every season of the sopranos they’re like “well if it isn’t ________, the guy who has been in our gang this whole time and is also a complete psychopathic liability in every way” and it’s awesome

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

[Teller Bank$ / 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 / Marion Wood$ @Teller_Banks357]

This niggga was one of the last pure hustlers out man. He ain’t even have no main hustle- you never seen this niggga scheme the same scheme twice.
Whatever he was sellin yesterday ain’t even for sale no more he on some whole other shit. You can’t match this niggga

[Taylor Skeetwood @Chief_Sosa35]

Another year of fantasy football

[Officer Martinez ➐ @CBMovieFan]

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill"

- Blade (1998)

[JXNO @jxno_exe]

No way the Japanese dub was so good

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i’ll make you christopher robin’s best friend

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Rest easy, paper chaser.

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

OFFICIAL TRAILER ALERT! The Real Bros of Simi Valley High School Reunion is coming to Roku JULY 5!