Luke Toyne

A voluminously-breasted, multi-tentacled, modern-day deity.

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@pippaisright @harrow_council I would love to hear if their employer, @KingdomSGL (who supply these services for many councils) stand by their employees' actions. Any comment Kingdom?

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@TRobinsonNewEra @harrow_council will probably place blame on the subcontractor Kingdom Local Authority Support (LAS) @KingdomSGL. I wonder what they make of their employee's behaviour in their branded uniforms.

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@DaleVince Which flavour?

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@BasilTheGreat Great journalism from Auntie and I for one am looking forward to the rest of the series:
"Are we listening to too much music?"
"Are we beating our wives enough?"
"Are we stoning enough gays?"
"Are we raping / stabbing / blowing up enough Christians?"

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@Hunter_Eagleman She controls the lights behind her with her mind and you're commenting on her hair?!

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@EdwardJDavey Quite right. If only they were provided with venues for this...

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@Keir_Starmer And from the Muslims back to you @Keir_Starmer, you are a wonderful Mughaffel!

(((Mughaffal (مغفل): Refers to a gullible, naive person who is easily fooled or manipulated, which aligns with the "useful" aspect of a useful idiot.)))

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@awkwardgoogle He's older than I expected.

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@Nigel_Farage So you're... hiring them?

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@AndrewBolis Work

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@oliviakrolczyk_ Do you mean these moronic videos?

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@9mmsmg If I ordered fries and curry then yes, I'd be very happy.

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@endlessfib AI?

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@_ConnieShaw Hogwarts / IBS

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@0x45o Mine's just a selfie. I think it was a Tuesday.

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@joeybtoonz I like his little red booties, they are like Paddington Bear's.

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@ChronicleLive Trans agenda in play yet again.

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@RoyalMailHelp Hi Ryan, how can I check that you're bona fide Royal Mail, rather than more mongrel scammers?!

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@RoyalMail you have scammers targetting your customers using @RoyalmailChatHu and phone numbers 07450344157 and 07481999091. They are using the @UseLemfi app as a guise for issuing refunds. @scam @actionfrauduk

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@RoyalMail I sent a package for tracked next day delivery 6 days ago, Wed 23rd. It seems to have got stuck at North West Midlands MC last Thursday. Can you get it unstuck? It is urgent, hence me paying you the £10 for priority service. Please DM me for the tracking ref.