Keith Bachert

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[Keith Bachert @Chief__Keithh]

Nobody:
Me:

[Wyer @wyermush]

Guy next to me on my flight was using a cooler as his only carry on

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The world is healing

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

(Man in his 30s):

Interns 😈

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Realest nigga in the game.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[HOLD THE LINE STARMER #MISTAKESINTOMIRACLES @GarlicCorgi]

There's no cans or bottles its just a bucket of loose beer

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

In awe of the sommelier who just joked about charging a corkage fee to a mom who is breast feeding

[christian @ch_risco]

I’m serious when it comes to playing around

[audrey @phlegmme]

Ran away to join the circus but it turns out they actually have a pretty rigorous hiring process and I didn’t make it to the second round of interviews

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

That Iced Tea Hennessy shit was a good idea i’m not gone lie lol @CIA

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Today. Tomorrow. Forever.

[Ajit Pai @AjitPai]

Note for less-cultured Europeans: you can only call it Kirkland Cabernet Sauvignon if it comes from the Costco region of the United States.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Billionaires are always like, “Raising taxes on billionaires won’t work because we’ll be huge fucking bitches about it.”

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Study a broad. Yeah I’d love to.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I only train for female approval fuck all that self love shit

[Mia @boygrrI]

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

[osama @0ba0sama]

So it’s not broke aṣs when it’s Paris huh