Shawna: I have an appointment at the dentist today.
Me: So no going out to lunch today?
Shawna: I’m not saying that.
Me: Oh, want to go out to lunch?
Shawna: No.
Trying not to brag- but I’ve been killing it in 8th grade math helping my eldest so far. I knew being a mathlete back in JH would pay off. Well, 1st alternate anyway.
I heard that if you can do a seven day fast where you don’t eat anything but just drink water for seven days -it has incredible health benefits. I started that today. I made it until 1:45.
Luke: “Next year my crush is going to be in my class.”
Me: “Well bud, make sure are respectful.”
Luke: “✅”
Me: “Make sure you are nice.”
Luke: “✅”
Me: “Make sure you are kind.”
Luke: “✅”
Me: “And make sure you don’t act like an idiot.”
Luke: “Oh….probably not a ✅”