25/From up country/gearhead/dumbass by trade/ferda/sportsy/18+/A leaf🇨🇦/Maple flavoured prey /DM friendly/Here for a good time not a long time /NO MINORS🔞
You really should have listened to your friend, now your fate as Jackal spunk is sealed
Said I'd do it and now the prequel to that cv pic you guys loved so much is here
It's alwayssss sso cute when sssome would-be persson decidesss it'ss best to throw away their entire life and insstead be nothing but extra poundsss on my assshole and a new bump in my wallet.
Not like anyone reading thisss would pay for the chance to join thiss fat, right...~?
You know, it'ss cute when sssome ssimp closse to me demandss to be changed into a credit card, forkss over $100 to do it, and then askss for my birthday gift to THEM to be a redone model of my own ssweaty ass.~
Ogle thiss for a while, I'll make a new pinned posst ssoon.~
Heeyyy, if you're not doing anything, I sssso need a new gaming mousse. Sso, you mind pitching your paycheque to me?
Yeah, duh, the whole thing. You expect Mommy to buy hersself ssomething cheap? Be reallisstic.
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Issn't it ssso embarrassssing when you accidentally ssit on ssomeone, drowning them in your ssswamp asss for a few dozen hoursss, and when you finally notice you're like... TOO flusstered to sstand up? Like, omg, what are they gonna sssay??
Better to let them ssuffocate, tbh...~
"Why do you like it when prey don't fight back?"
Cause it's a free, easy meal
"So why do you also like it when they do fight back?"
Cause then I get the pleasure of snuffing out any hopes they had of making it out alive
Listen, I know I might be a lil weird, but every time I see or even hear their name, it just makes me think of a yummy coffee flavored dessert that I can't get enough of~ So here, have a coffee flavored doggo for funsies!
Art with April's Pawtreon drawing poll winner!