Sam

#ChiefsKingdom | John Brown is the G.O.A.T.

[ally @missmayn]

people seem surprised LA isn’t a bastion of progressive politics when in reality a lot of hispanics are very conservative and rich folks want our homeless ground up into chicken feed.

[ℵ @nicktharula]

Silver deadass had no Finals decals on the court for 12 years for literally no reason at all

[… @hyattwatcher]

The whole nba world is so hypocritical this guy is 7’5 flopping

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

Hunter Biden is straight up a MAGA whisperer 😭😭. Like those tv shows where an animal expert calms down a rabid dog.

[🌩️ @twowayshai]

NBA fans thinking the Spurs beating OKC saved the league

[𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙖𝙖 @arkaavs]

If Chet had this type of aggressiveness y’all would be watching a Thunder Knicks finals

[Sam @ChiefsFanICT]

JALEN BRUNSON!!!

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The most disastrous consequence of American globalism was Europeans saying “y’all” and “ain’t”. Its like seeing a dog hold a spoon. Very unusual and very scary.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Sam @ChiefsFanICT]

@patriottakes This guy’s brain is already soup, probably already has the brain of a 60 year old

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

The lack of morning weather balloons launched across the western and central U.S. is having a real, tangible impact on degrading forecast quality.

We can't look at weather balloon data that doesn't exist. We can't pump nonexistent data into models. We can't rely as heavily on models that don't "know" what's happening above our heads.

Today's severe weather forecast is less certain because we don't have weather balloon data to confirm the strength of jet stream winds aloft.

This is extremely frustrating, and is the result of logistical, organizational, political and budgetary decisions.

[USMNT 1ˢᵗ 🇺🇸🥇 @USMNTFirst]

This lineup would actually do numbers I can’t even lie… 🇺🇸 #USMNT

Throw Tim Howard in goal and we move

[o @acquaintf8]

“I didn’t wanna vote for the billionaire with policies that actually help the working class, so I voted for the establishment puppet with no policy backed by 10 billionaires instead”

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

Steve Hilton: We should drown all homeless people in the ocean.

Tom Steyer: I believe healthcare is a human right and should be free for everyone.

Xavier Becerra: *eating a pile of lobbyist money*

California voters:

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

what is going on

[onion person @CantEverDie]

calirornia voters boldly asked “could we get a governor worse than gavin newsom” and they discovered yes, easily