Fuck the chiefs, fuck Patrick Mahomes, fuck Andy Reid, fuck Travis Kelce, fuck Taylor Swift, fuck Kansas City, fuck Missouri, and while we're at it, fuck Kansas too
If the rumblings are correct, it appears the DHOP sweepstakes is a 2 team contest. #Titans offered the most money to date, but #Chiefs can deliver a SB Ring, and some nice coin, once Chris Jones deal is extended. Stay Tuned!!!
BREAKING: @fwparker Dean of Students Brags About Bringing in LGBTQ+ Health Center to Teach "Queer Sex" to Minors
"Passing around dildos and butt plugs...kids are just playing with them...Using lube versus using spit...that's a really like, cool part of my job"
#ExposeGroomers