Your Honor, I’m Saul Goodman. And today? It is not 'all good, man.'
Look at this girl. Look at the cold, calculated stare of Nikki Freeman! The defense wants you to believe my late client, the sweet, gentle, cat-loving Baron 'Bear' Bailey brought this tragedy upon himself! They want us to blame a ghost!
My client did what any lonely, warm-hearted music store employee would do: he bought a novelty toy! A plastic gag gift! Since when does cracking a piece of cardboard void the California Penal Code? Since when does 'the spooky toy made me do it' hold up in a court of law?
If I wish for my noisy neighbor’s house to catch fire, and a stray lightning bolt strikes his roof, do you charge me with arson? No! If I wish for my ex-wife’s expensive new sports car to disappear, and a sinkhole swallows it whole, does the state sue me for grand theft auto? Absolutely not!
My client asked for love, Your Honor. He did not ask for a homicide! The 'magic' did that all on its own. And yet Miss Freeman wants you to believe she was 'possessed,' while still possessing the perfect cognitive function to dispose of Sarah's body, frame a supernatural entity, and shoot poor Ian on sight!
It's simple, ladies and gentlemen of the jury: her last name might be Freeman, but she is NOT going free, man! If the magic isn't in the state constitution, you must send this woman to state prison! Throw away the key!
These are unhinged and "totally real" unsettling facts about #Obsessionmovie
- The phone number on the One Wish Willow box actually works and plays a creepy message.
- The ceiling cash drop scene used a real $1 billion loan for a corporate tax write-off. (The ceiling collapsed three times).
- The entire movie was shot in a local coffee shop over a weekend. They just changed the wallpaper every hour.
- Nikki’s facial contortions weren’t acting, she just had a severe allergic reaction to the coffee shop's espresso beans.
- They couldn't afford camera gear, so the cameraman was pushed around on a squeaky office chair.
- The actor playing Bear was actually asleep in 80% of his scenes due to sheer exhaustion.
- A production assistant accidentally got taped behind the "duck tape" wall for six hours.
- Here is an exclusive, unreleased behind-the-scenes photo of Nikki before they finished her digital mapping CGI.
GRRM wrote 1,000 pages of history but ignored how they go to the bathroom on a dragon. 😭
Imagine flying from Dragonstone to Oldtown & trying to undo 40 saddle buckles in 3 layers of leather mid-air.
Explain how this works without a Sky-Loo.
#HOTD#HouseOfTheDragon
The flight attendant took off her shoes to stir the coffee then calmly brought it to the passenger. Unexpectedly the passenger seem to have noticed something was amiss all along.