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Hey everyone I'm louis's dog!!!! follow me if you want louis to follow you folks:)

[princeton_girl @ChienneGirl]

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[princeton_girl @ChienneGirl]

@Marc_Antoine07 nice! living the nightlife a fond comme ca mon beau marco! ben jsuis contente pour toi! fais tu qqc spécial pour halloween?

[princeton_girl @ChienneGirl]

@Marc_Antoine07 ah ben c'est nice! quest-ce que t'as fait de bon!"?

[princeton_girl @ChienneGirl]

@Marc_Antoine07 hey marco!!!! ca fait un bout!!! comment ca va? tas passé un bel été!?

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, I, j, k, ELEMENO p

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Having fake friends makes you realize how lucky you are having your bestfriends.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

My favorite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.

[𝙲𝚘𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚜 @observedcosmos]

In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.

[𝙲𝚘𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚜 @observedcosmos]

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

[𝙲𝚘𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚜 @observedcosmos]

Hey, welcome to Hollister, would you like a gasmask, earplugs, or a flashlight?

[𝙲𝚘𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚜 @observedcosmos]

"I'm almost there" = I haven't even left the house yet.