Tweeting out #films like I'm explaining the action to a heavily medicated blood relative.
#AFilmADayOrThereabouts
Love dogs & films.
Actually wrote a book.
Goriness and a sleep study, and Pollyanna McIntosh from Walking Dead.
Some of you will have heard mention of what I consider my unbearable smug face. She's doing it here.
#DoubleBlind#AFilmADayOrThereabouts
Oh, but it's been a while, folks.
Hope everyone's as well as they can be out there.
It took me 15mins of watching #TheCalendarKiller to realise: a) that's not Carey Mulligan, and b) this is dubbed.
#AFilmADayOrThereabouts
Admit it, you've missed me.
⚠️ Several severe weather warnings have been issued and updated ahead of #StormCiarán due to arrive on Wednesday night.
Here's a summary:
🟠 An Amber warning for WIND covers Southwest England from Thursday 0300 until 1100
🟠 An Amber warning for WIND covers Southeast England from Thursday 0600 until 1700
⚠️A Yellow warning for WIND covers South Wales and southern England from today 2100 until Thursday 2359
⚠️ A Yellow warning for RAIN covers southern & western England and Wales from today 1800 until Thursday 2359
⚠️A Yellow warning for RAIN covers northeast England and eastern Scotland from Thursday 0600 until Friday 0600
❌A Yellow warning for RAIN covering Northern Ireland that was out for Thursday now cancelled
For further details 👇
https://t.co/HQ6wZhoQID
Nothing sorts your friends from your detractors quicker than massive success. Or being yourself. Which could arguably be the same thing.
#BeYourself#ItAnnoysTheHaters
And we're back online!
I name no names but the outside phone line has been mounted much higher up the wall to avoid teeth, and we have landline and Internet back.
It all disappeared on Thursday last week and, honestly, it's been harrowing.
#Relieved#ImBackBaby#Tiabeanie
🚨BREAKING: Russia has been DOWNGRADED on the global civic freedoms index and labeled “increasingly authoritarian” by its authors.
Oh wait, did we say Russia? We meant the UK.
There you go folks.
Out in the open, for you all to see, the Tory Chairman quite literally admitting that they're going to continue to convince you all that people like me and my friends are evil because they want your vote.