𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬

God first || Food should be next || 🪖🛠️ || Mummy's boy 😂 || Sales lead @ Softwirelex 💚

[Tayo Txn.🖤🇦🇷 @tayobeats_]

so does that mean…?

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

Mix am with garri you will love it.

[Chioma🌹 @Iykyk_oma]

But why golden morn no dey swell like garri?😔

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@TafawaBalewa3 @thepurplejazzz @thiaghos_eye You no real 😂😂😂

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

God abeg

[Wonuola is a Superstar 🫦🧚🏽‍♀️💜 @thepurplejazzz]

Got only 2 pictures @ v6, curtesy of @thiaghos_eye

Everybody say thank you Thiago 🙂‍↕️💜

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

Some of una dey do 1k data like 5 times a day but to commot 3500 once do 11gb na wahala 😂💔

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@haalanx @RRwealthy Omo 😂😂💔

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@Hon_aremo Na only me know Wetin I see for Abraka hall 😂💔

[Aremo David @Hon_aremo]

GO TO HOSTEL AND SEE WHAT THIS ECONOMY HAS REDUCED STUDENTS TO 😭💔

If you really want to understand how tough this economy is…

Forget TV.

Forget newspapers.

Just visit any university hostel. 😭😂

Hostel is not just where students sleep.

It’s where survival skills are perfected.

Every room is a different documentary.

Every corridor has its own story.

And every student is fighting a different battle. 💔

This economy has humbled everybody.

Parents are trying.

Students are adjusting.

Allowance has been reduced.

Expenses have increased.

Everybody is calculating.

The first thing you’ll notice?

Nothing gets wasted anymore.

Absolutely nothing.

I saw one guy adding water inside his perfume bottle.

I asked him,

“Bro… wetin you dey do?”

He looked at me with confidence and said,

“My brother, make e reach next month first.” 😭😂

I couldn’t even argue.

Another guy was brushing with salt.

Not because toothpaste finished that morning…

Because he had already planned that toothpaste would last till next semester. 😂

One student bought one bathing soap…

…and immediately divided it into two.

One half for this month.

The second half for “future emergencies.” 😭

I even saw someone squeezing toothpaste with the strength of an orthopedic surgeon.

When nothing came out…

He cut the tube open.

Folded it.

Scraped the inside.

There was enough toothpaste for another four days. 😂

Cream container?

Don’t ever throw it away.

Hostel students will cut it into two,

use spoon,

finger,

or even cotton bud…

until every single drop comes out.

Nothing must waste.

Nothing! 😭😂

Cooking oil has become laboratory practical.

One spoon.

Not two.

One.

Because tomorrow still exists. 💔

Milo and milk are now VIP visitors.

You don’t use them anyhow.

You only see them when visitors come…

or when examination stress is becoming spiritual. 😂

Indomie?

One pack can feed two people.

With enough water,

everything is possible. 😭

Bread that was once breakfast…

is now breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Pure water has become dessert.

Then transportation…

You’ll ask someone,

“Why are you trekking from school gate?”

They’ll reply,

“Transport is ₦300… my brother, my leg is free.” 😭😂

You’ll see students trekking distances that Google Maps itself will pity.

By the time they reach hostel,

they’ve completed today’s cardio.

Gym membership? Free.

Then charging phones…

One extension box.

Fifteen chargers.

Everybody praying NEPA should not take light.

If your charger mistakenly disconnects…

You have lost your position. 😂

The hostel kettle has become public property.

The pressing iron now has appointment.

Even bucket has timetable. 😭

And don’t be surprised if someone asks,

“Abeg, who dey cook? Make I join una.”

Not because they’re greedy…

Just because survival is now a group project. 😂

Some students have mastered the art of managing money so well that ₦2,000 can somehow survive for one week.

Till today, I still don’t understand the mathematics.

It’s beyond Economics.

It’s divine intervention. 😭

The funniest people are those who’ll tell you,

“I’m fasting.”

My brother…

You no dey fast.

Money dey fast. 😂💔

Honestly, I never truly understood how difficult this economy had become…

Until I started living in the hostel.

That’s where I saw people managing things I never imagined could be managed.

Not because they wanted to…

But because they had no choice.

Moral lesson:

Hostel will teach you that survival is an actual course in university.

You’ll learn patience.

Contentment.

Financial management.

Creativity.

And how to laugh through hard times.

Because sometimes…

The only thing students still have in abundance…

Is the ability to laugh at their own situation. 😭😂🎓

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

Why do you all fold your trousers inside your socks?

[𝑶𝒏𝒍𝒚𝑶𝒏𝒆𝑱𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒚 ✞ @debowaleolusola]

On the 10th of June, 2026 I obeyed the clarion call to serve my father land 🇳🇬💚

Swearing in on the 15th of June, 2026

After 21 days, I left camp after running through the 3 weeks orientation course of NYSC…Congratulations to me and I wish myself a successful service year. 🤍

[Tomi @Tomi_Tomero]

Folks that have been postponing their NYSC registration:

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@lordshipszn Cut 1 so far
Oluwaaaa

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@Carltonbanks120 @cyrilsimon382 @lordshipszn You no Dey flex games? 😂

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@Private571480 @daud_abdulazeez @AirtelNigeria Yes o my brr

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Please whatever you do, do EVERYTHING you can to avoid crime, the court and the Nigerian Prison. Take this very seriously.

You don't want to find out why.

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@unseenvague @Tommyleewiz 😂😂

[BASITO @itzbasito]

Omo ta fijo fe, iran loma wo gbeyin

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@TeniEntertainer #ZION🙌🏾

[Tifẹ́ @BoluAyos]

Graduate from primary school

Graduate from secondary school

Graduate from University/ Polytechnic

Graduate from NYSC.

Nation of designated graduates 😭😭

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@coldeba_dgaf @Portex007 na only you fit do sth like this
You gat change o this man 😂😂😂

@Private571480 Afaa 😂

[𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐎 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐬 🍀🇳🇬 @Chikadibia__]

@Private571480 @daud_abdulazeez @AirtelNigeria Omooo 😂😂
Shuuuu
And dem never still respond to my complaint
@AirtelNigeria