ChildOfStepford

Gepetto's more advanced wooden puppet...

[Poll The Crowds @pollthecrowds]

What’s a song over 30 years old that still sounds completely timeless⁉️⏰

I’ll start:

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Oh, and one more thing.
You must find the jade monkey
before the next full moon."

"Actually, sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment."

"And the road maps and ice scraper?"
"They were in there too, sir."

"Excellent! It's all falling into place."

[Anubace @Anubace]

Feed was getting a little too wholesome

[Chris Hatton @hatts17]

Want more? Click https://t.co/3x6d7ZPEFy 😈

[nico 𖤓 @ugust_moon]

and it’s the way dionne tries to hold back her laugh n failing miserably that fmu 😭

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Sex Cauldron!?

[gab @owndeceiver]

Kelly Clarkson’s vocals while singing ‘Never Be the Same’ by Camila Cabello are insane, she just keeps getting better over time (I REALLY WASN’T WAITING FOR THAT SUSTAINED G#5 BELT WITH VIBRATO)

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Helen Sharp took the potion on this day in 1985 ✨

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

Most relatable Simpsons moments. I'll start:

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Gentlemen, I give you Britannia! Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles.

Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits. Fresh from the streets of Sussex they are!

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

“Inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”

“Sideshow Bob Roberts” first aired October 9, 1994. (Clip features a deleted line!)

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Family, religion, friendship... These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business!

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits. Fresh from the streets of Sussex they are!"

"Freshen your drink, governor?"

[Mark @106th]

no bc why is this actually hilarious 🤣 @xtina @Grindr

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Channel 6's own Krusty the Clown has gathered members of the entertainment community-
who normally steer clear of fashionable causes -
for a video called "We're Sending Our Love down the Well."

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Ricky Martin shares pictures of his preparation for the VMAs tonight 🫦

[✧ @joyridemimi]

MARIAH FULL PERFORMANCE @vmas 2025 ✨

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Hello, Mr.Kurns. I bad want money now. Me sick."

"Ooh, he card reads good!"

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Have you noticed any change in Bart?"

"New glasses?"

"No. He looks like something might be disturbing him."

"Probably misses his old glasses."