Aidyn Childers

Italian exclusionary radical feminist

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

cancel all my appts for the evening I have been called to the general’s service

[doomer @uncledoomer]

just saw someone refer to antipasto as "wop slop"

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

My 7 month old baby is morally gray at best

[I was like pshhh @pssshwhaaa]

*Youth pastor voice* You know who else committed suicide by cop?

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

are you okay man? you’ve been doing just as poorly as you’ve been doing for as long as i’ve known you

[shannon 🏳️‍🌈 @BOTTOMS2O23]

anything can be an always sunny title sequence

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

(To girlfriend who is mad at me) I went back and talked to a 17th century European peasant and they’ve actually never even heard of bpd

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

The last thing Donald Trump saw before collapsing from a sudden chest palpitation on the Oval Office floor

[Steve Sladkowski @sladkow]

Things are being accomplished in the Great Lakes that the rest of the world can’t even begin to comprehend

[warsaw ■ aby55 @rhizomancer]

told my manager i was a "proponent of the butlerian jihad" and that its the chinese century and he sent me home early

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog

[rodgers international game in vheissu @notbenfish]

baseball managers don’t really do anything, players would be more motivated if they were replaced by a loving but troubled woman in her mid 30s that all the players develop a complicated psychosexual relationship with

[Rice President Thomas Cruise @mollypilled]

President Xi Jinping I’ve received the special message you sent me through my air conditioner. I will take care of Bill Maher

[buddy @autofellatiac]

(referring to Soulja Boy) Get Mr. Boy on the phone

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

Pretty fast white guy named speedy johnzalez

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

Girls be like “ i got a special day planned for you” and it be something she wanna do, that you gotta pay for