Woke reporter SHUTS DOWN my Interview when I expose her as a racist.
She says it is not possible to be racist toward white people. When I show her that simple logic disproves everything she is saying, she is forced to get up & end the conversation.
Hace muchos años tuve un roomie que tocaba la guitarra, buen tipo, buen pedo, pero no sabía mucho de él.
Un día estaba en la terraza con su guitarra y le dije: Ah, que buena rola, esa banda me gustaba un chingo.
Me contesta: Yo era el guitarrista.
> jails communists without trial
> believes intelligence is hereditary & promotes eugenics
> forces every worker to save up to 1/3 of their income whether they like it or not
> takes that forced savings and uses it to build housing, healthcare and infrastructure
> Singapore ranks first in the world for healthcare
> turns renters into owners (over 80% of Singaporeans now own their house)
> makes corruption a career ending, prison sending offence (no matter who you are)
> death penalty for drug trafficking (no exceptions)
> GDP per capita goes from $500 to $56,000 in one generation
> now one of the richest nations on earth with one of the strongest passports
You can just do things.
This video is very funny and all, but Europeans would do well to recapture some of this tanned gentleman’s partiality. The 21st century will not be won with universal ideas, even if it is won by the people who birthed them.
I have thoughts about this. If you've been following me for any length of time, you'll know exactly what they are. They involve the unfinished work of Genghis Khan and Douglas MacArthur.
The flush toilet was invented in 1596.
But here we are in 2026, in the UK, and we’re back to shitting in a hole in the ground because some cultures never got as far as learning how to use an actual toilet.
Next up: bloodletting on the NHS to treat gout.
Divorced Dad was one of my favourite recurring characters in The Armstrong and Miller Show, and this is one of my favourite sketches.
"After some of the things she's done to me in the bedroom, I couldn't take her into a church", truly is a line for the ages.
Good morning.