Megan Chilese

how bout it

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

"i'm 6'1 if that matters"
how tall is your old man?

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

im not feeling very claritin clear

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not know how to successfully end a conversation

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

porta potties on ice. like this if u saw the show

[Relatable Resident @relatableafmd]

The CDC now recommends ignoring the red flags and texting him anyway

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

the feminine urge to pee in ur pad

[K @kaydenmk]

student loan company sliding back into my inbox after 2 years? baby we broke up. Stop embarrassing yourself

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

anyways would anyone be willing to run me over

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

i just drooled in public. yes. saliva dripping from my mouth. don't text.

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

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[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

stace asked me to get her popeyes and i just sat in the drive thru for 20 minutes. turns out this is taco bell.

[chelsea (isa fan) @kikosdreamworld]

damn some bitch just fell down the stairs in my complex and i went to check on her n all she said was “no i deserve this”

[meechee haim @boytoy_ota]

2 months till spotify wrapped aka twitters met gala

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

lost 400 followers from this tweet

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

going to go sit at ruby tuesday and telling the bartender i'm waiting for a date. and then get "stood up" so they will feel bad and give me free drinks. don't text.

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

@bayjoroberts yeah make it dramatic

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

@turnquist_a ya got me there

[Megan Chilese @ChileseMegan]

@turnquist_a is your name rudy? because you're rude.