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Chili's Fan Fiction
@ChilisFanFic
Based on true events.
Dallas, TX
Joined February 2012
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One guest thinks, "I need to be healthy... I should get a salad." She orders the Quesadilla Explosion Salad with a smile. Later, she dies.
Sonya pulls out the 20 seasons worth of King of Queens DVDs that she rented from the library and a portable DVD player. "I'll have a water."
The server's Playboy earrings were merely a distraction from her bloodshot eyes. "I'm so high," she says while dropping off some sweet teas.
"Carry me," she whimpers. The couple slowly exits the restaurant through the front door. It was an incredible first date.
Braelynn stares down at her pregnant belly and smiles. "Can you bring the check? It's time." #MothersDay
"We'd love to start with the qway-so." Her son grimaces and sinks deeper into the brown pleather booth.
"You dropped these," retorts the server before slamming down an El Niño onto the tiled tabletop and returning the tulips to the single mom.
Tulips cascade off the table through a ray of warm light then roll toward the bartender's feet. "Mom, do you want queso?" #MothersDay2017
The waitress slams a tray of Southwestern Eggrolls down on the table and shreds of lettuce fly everywhere. "Please don't leave me" she begs.
Tabitha takes the customer's credit card to the to go counter and cuts a line of cocaine. "This is an expensive habit," she concludes.
"We're introducing a new beverage to the kid's menu this quarter," reports the Manager-On-Duty. "Purple drank."
"Hi I'm here for the defensive driving lesson."
"Are you—" the waiter starts.
"Yep, I'm the guy that crashed his car into the to-go window."
"Now don't even get me STARTED on destiny," said the bar patron as she ashed her blunt into a skillet of cheese fries and sipped a 'rita .
Soft creaks echo from the wooden floor boards as Dawn returns home from her closing shift. She detaches her pony tail and readies for bed.
*walks into Chili's*
"This is my favorite restaurant."
She impatiently pulls down her cocktail dress. "I'm here for an interview."
"Hi. Welcome to Chili's. We are out of everything," lies the hostess. Parades of people storm Cracker Barrel next door during a Sunday rush.
"Carry me," she whimpers. The couple slowly exits the restaurant through the front door. It was an incredible first date.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmm......" she contemplates while shooting a devilish glare at her waiter. "I asked for four."
Sonya pulls out the 20 seasons worth of King of Queens DVDs that she rented from the library and a portable DVD player. "I'll have a water."
Mandy Moore escapes through the back door of Chili's right when her only fan walks into the restaurant. "Yes I'll have the fajitas for two."
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