john

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[john @ChillAssShawty]

Looked over at my boyfriend’s computer mid love island episode

[john @ChillAssShawty]

Found it

[john @ChillAssShawty]

gate agents announce boarding groups like I invite A for awesome and B for beautiful and now finally that all of the people of worth are on board it’s time for group F. As in the fuckass idiots (unlovable)

[john @ChillAssShawty]

Please give in to each other.

[ㅎ @Yuniealt]

I’m so emotional about this sign. New grass is growing

[ryan @oatmeaIboy]

Stopped in my tracks on walk home last night because I realized this bodega has the same fried egg png as the Lena pic

[john @ChillAssShawty]

We have made everything from bud light to edible glitter without ai data centers so what are we really doing here

[john @ChillAssShawty]

Had a dream the world was ending. Geese and spam musubi at the park

[❔❔❔ @14152651sS3xy]

you met me at a very #needthat time of my life

[john @ChillAssShawty]

I love when websites are like OMFGGG wow that’s such a good password…. I needed that

[john @ChillAssShawty]

I miss being 18

[john @ChillAssShawty]

bitches be pulling up to places called “health nut” with 180 mg of mdma in their purses and a hangover💀💀 ma’am go home

[john @ChillAssShawty]

Honey, I Tipped the Person at the Wednesday Merch Table

[ariel @donotdelay]

Lena Dunham discourse and 85 degree weather has me making tofu in a Free People ass sundress listening to Feist

[Max @Maxisntheree]

This best scene of all time I actually can’t like this is a lethal pen

[john @ChillAssShawty]

David sedaris bringing up Lena Dunham during Q&A last night when asked how to not be scared of everyone hating you

[john @ChillAssShawty]

The last time I was on my period I cried bc I thought about how there are 2.5 million ants for every person and I didn’t know if mine would be proud of me

[john @ChillAssShawty]

This is my favorite tweet of all time

[teeth @teeth12345]

i like when people say both like bolth. also i miss everyone i've ever met or spoken to