🌸beteji chill🌸

welcome to my virtual diary

[🌸beteji chill🌸 @ChillBeteji]

sometimes im just making tweets so I dont forget about things

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South bombay culture is saying “thats hilarious” and not laughing

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Marriage is just watching your husband make bad food choices and then suffer its consequences, on a loop

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Thinking of when I spent a whole month just eating mathri dipped in Mango jam for some odd reason

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The Barbie Movie reminded me that in 5th Grade I told my class that the word barbarian referred to Barbie’s father

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@nonuancense Are u speaking in z -p language

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@nonuancense Mital

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Karara jawaab

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anyway, ishq chandi hai ishq sona hai sona sona baba sona sona baba sona sona sona! is the best lyric

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wow you’ll still use twitter? Losers

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wow didn’t think I would get wholeass married to fulfil this wish

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I wanna ✨glam✨

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Uh… want a refund

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Can ranveer allabadia hide his God complex, its showing on his podcast

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I wish I could meet myself irl as a stranger

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Please god I need this break

[ASTROELEANOR | Astrologer @astroeleanor]

Mercury Retrograde will finally end in two days on June 3rd. Gemini, Virgo and Taurus placements – y'all are gonna get a well-deserved break.🎉🥳👏

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head blasting ache

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I need to resurrect

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Yea, I feel u merc retro. Stop it.

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forget pyjamas, lehengas are forgiving

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Who woulda thunk I’d be a sunscreen enthusiast, not me