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[ChillBharatiya @ChillBharatiya]

UPPSC जैसी संवैधानिक भर्ती परीक्षा में किसी भी प्रकार का विशेष कोटा या विशेष लाभ स्वीकार्य नहीं होना चाहिए। मेरिट ही चयन का एकमात्र आधार होना चाहिए। हमारी मांग है कि इस व्यवस्था को तत्काल वापस लिया जाए
@myogioffice #RemoveCMFellowQuota

[Pankaj Shukla @zenithp135]

UPPSC जैसी संवैधानिक भर्ती परीक्षा में किसी भी प्रकार का विशेष कोटा या विशेष लाभ स्वीकार्य नहीं होना चाहिए। मेरिट ही चयन का एकमात्र आधार होना चाहिए।
CM Fellowship से जुड़े प्रावधान के कारण लाखों मेहनती प्रतियोगियों के बीच असंतोष और समान अवसर को लेकर गंभीर सवाल खड़े हुए हैं। हमारी मांग है कि इस व्यवस्था को तत्काल वापस लिया जाए और सभी अभ्यर्थियों के लिए एक समान नियम लागू किए जाएं।
माननीय मुख्यमंत्री श्री योगी आदित्यनाथ जी एवं माननीय मुख्य सचिव उत्तर प्रदेश से आग्रह है कि अभ्यर्थियों के हित में शीघ्र हस्तक्षेप करें और भर्ती प्रक्रिया में पूर्ण निष्पक्षता सुनिश्चित करें।
@myogioffice @ChiefSecyUP
#RemoveCMFellowQuota #SaveUPPSC #OneRuleForAll #FairUPPSC

[Peepoye @peepoye_]

“Don’t make a big deal out of 1 Raja Raghuvanshi case.”
—That’s what most feminists are saying online.

But when even one rape or dowry case happens, it’s treated (rightfully) as a national issue.
So why the double standards?

It’s not man vs. woman.
It’s mindset vs. society.

Thousands of men are suffering silently—falsely accused, harassed, even driven to death.
This didn’t exist at this scale 20 years ago.
It’s a trust pandemic. A social virus.
Gold-digger mindset is as dangerous as dowry or rape culture.

Don’t defend the gender.
Call out the behaviour.

#SonamRaghuvanshi #RajaRaghuvanshi #IndoreCouple #StopGenderBias

[Himanshu🦅 @King_himanshu1]

PM CARES — But Not for All?
Govt gives free UPSC coaching, ₹4K monthly, ₹15K incentive, & free hostels, all funded by PM CARES, a fund built by donations from all Indians.

Yet, General Category students are excluded even if orphaned or poor.
This isn't care. It's caste-based exclusion.

[Rohit Tiwari journalist @rohitt_tripathi]

आरक्षण ने देश को तबाह किया - हाईकोर्ट !

मैं हाईकोर्ट की बात से 100% सहमत हूं,

आप कितने % सहमत है....

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Cash worth ₹2.51 crores, two multi-storeyed buildings, two flats, seven posh plots, and shares worth crores, some of the assets unearthed by Vigilance Dept from the house of BaikunthaNath Sarangi, Chief Engineer, Odisha Rural Works.

Now you know why roads crumble so quickly, why bridges collapse, and why there are no drains along the sides of the streets. If one man is hoarding this much, imagine the mess from bottom to top. I’m sure half of every project cost goes just into bribes.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Imagine someone in the private earning ₹2 lakhs a month. Sounds like a good salary, right? That’s ₹24 lpa.

He pays around ₹4 lakhs in ITR, plus indirect taxes on everything he buys. Add EMIs, rent, bills, and daily expenses, how much can he realistically save? Maybe ₹3–6 lakhs a year. To save ₹2 crores, he’d need to work for 20–30 years.

Now consider this: ₹2 crores, that’s the bribe an IRS officer demanded from a business to settle just one case. One case. What could be a person’s lifetime savings is another man’s bribe from just one case! Imagine what he’ll accumulate over a lifetime if not caught. Multiply that by lakhs of govt employees, bureaucrats, politicians, judges. Not saying all are corrupt, but even if 20% are, the scale of money hoarded is unimaginable.

And yet, somehow, India continues to move forward. How we’re progressing despite this deeply institutionalised corruption is nothing short of a miracle.

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

ANNOUNCEMENT

We’re working on skill-based courses only for General Category.

If you are:

🎓 A teacher willing to teach GCs for free
🏛️ A university / startup interested in partnering on upskilling programs

Please DM. Let’s work together to grow a self-reliant GC community.

[Akshit Singh 🇮🇳 @IndianSinghh]

Pakistan had moved their assets to the border amid India's mock drill program.

Now
India cancels the mock drill 🤣🤣🤣

@narendramodi ji sahi khel rhe ho

[INDIAN MERIT @UnreservedMERIT]

How can someone defend this shit .

[Dr. Rajeshwari Iyer @RajeshwariRW]

AIIMS Cut- off 2025

General Rank - 46
Result - Rejected

ST Rank - 223875
Result - Selected

Reservation in healthcare system completely insane.

Choose your Doctor wisely after all it's matter of life or death.

[Chota Don @choga_don]

Ye to Kafi khatarnak plan hai 😂😂

[S Y @SYncopyy]

@himantabiswa Seven sisters may get two more in near future to complete all 9 forms of durga 😊

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

Youth may fade,
But passion never fades..

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

India is powering the sweet revolution with great vigour! #MannKiBaat

[Gurpreet Garry Walia @garrywalia_]

भारत बना रक्षक 🏹

अरब सागर में उस वक्त हड़कंप मच गया जब लाइबेरिया ध्वज वाला विशाल कंटेनर जहाज MSC ELSA 3 अचानक 26 डिग्री तक झुक गया!

भारतीय तटरक्षक बल ने तुरंत मोर्चा संभाला और बचाव अभियान शुरू किया . 24 में से 21 सदस्य सुरक्षित निकाल लिए

जहाज के कप्तान, मुख्य अभियंता और द्वितीय अभियंता जहाज पर मौजूद रहे ताकि आगे सहयोग कर सके .

[Ge(r)ms of Bollywood बॉलीवुड के रत्न @GemsOfBollywood]

Bhagwan Ram was committed to Sita Ma and hence could not satisfy his “hormones”. So he took rebirth as Bhagwan Krishna - @ArshadWarsi, Urduwood addicts’ beloved Circuit

Can he comment on hormonal urges of Messengers of his religion in this manner?

[Aviator Anil Chopra @Chopsyturvey]

Superbly articulated by Priyanka Joshi.

"The world doesn’t know what to do with India.
We don’t fit their neat little boxes. We’re not white.
We’re not monotheistic.
We’re not ex-colonizers or submissive ex-colonized.
We are something they can’t decode.

We are too many things at once—ancient and modern, spiritual and scientific, emotional and logical.
We believe in gods and particles, karma and quantum.
We’re chaos that somehow moves forward.
That bothers them.

Because we aren’t supposed to succeed.

We don’t speak with one voice. We speak in thousands.
Our system isn’t clean. It’s noisy. It debates. It screams. But it works—because we’ve lived through worse and survived.
When we rise, they frown.
When we achieve, they doubt.
Because they still see us the way they chose to see us long ago—untrained, uncouth, and scattered.

But we’ve always known how to turn our mess into movement.
They don’t get that a billion people don’t need a single script.
They fear our success because it didn’t come from their textbooks, their aid, or their approval.

We remember being ruled, but we were never truly conquered.
We adapted, absorbed, transformed—but never disappeared.
And that is unsettling for those who thought we would.

India rising doesn’t fit their world order.
Because we didn’t wait for permission.
We didn’t rise from imitation—we rose from memory, from contradiction, from sheer force of will.

And that’s why they don’t celebrate our rise.
They resist it.
Because it wasn’t supposed to happen.”

[Rama Seshan Chandrasekaran @maa_bhaishiiH]

I used to watch this serial not long ago on Netflix just to pick up Urdu words. I would watch all the episodes and write down all the new words as I heard and then would revise them.

I can't believe the level of propaganda seriously. Nothing here is history except the names of the major characters. In the first few episodes, one sees Razia going on a secret solo trip from Delhi to Registan (now in Uzbekistan) to arrange a gift for her father. And then we see her arguing and convincing her father Altamash that a woman's testimony is not half to a man's. Then, as usual, the Sultan Altamash loves Hindus and is friendly with Rajputs and is secular. We also see the usual displays of Ganga Jamuni Tehzib, Hindu-Muslim bhai bhai, Razia going to a Hindu temple shrine to pray for a relative to heal, abolishing Jazia, fighting for the rights of slaves, going on solo adventures to distant lands, Islam being feminist, and so on.

I thought this was a Pakistani TV series, but today, by chance, I found out that it is Indian TV series. Turns out the narrator was Shah Rukh Khan.

[INDIAN MERIT @UnreservedMERIT]

The LOGIC Loop Debunking