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Saying what everyone thinks

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@Jomo_Of_FUTA @Jomo_Of_FUTA is the tech ignite program and graduate trainee program different?

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@Jomo_Of_FUTA @Jomo_Of_FUTA please I have a question

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@BigDeeMorgan @Jomo_Of_FUTA Please I have a question

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the talking stage is just a three week trial before you become strangers again.

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putting your phone face down so you can pretend you aren’t waiting for a text.

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checking your phone for the time, locking it, and realizing you still have absolutely no idea what time it is.

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being jobless means every day of the week is just named “today.”

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checking your slack status to make sure it’s still green is the ultimate corporate cardio.

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sapa go make you go interview for company wey you know say the transport fare pass the actual salary they wan pay you.

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"thank you for your interest in our company" is the most polite way to ruin someone's entire afternoon.

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hearing your neighbor off their gen by 11pm and suddenly you have to re evaluate your entire life in the silent darkness.

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you go dey press phone dey smile, person next to you go think say na relationship, them no know say na tweet about poverty you dey read.

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reading a message from your boss on a saturday morning, pretending you didn't see it, but now your whole weekend is ruined.

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halfway through a haircut you just have to accept that whatever the barber is doing is god's will.

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talking stage is just a 3 week interview where you both lie about your emotional availability until someone gets bored.

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that little nod you give a stranger when you accidentally make eye contact.

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explaining a meme to someone in real life is the fastest way to feel like an absolute loser.

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watching a 10 minute youtube video on how to do something instead of just reading the 3 step article.

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turning on the tv just so you can scroll on your phone while the tv watches you.

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you never know true heartbreak until you buy food wey sweet, come forget to buy drink.