hi im chillpill and here's a neat introduction about me c;
I'm a hockey goalie who broke his ankle playing soccer and then played badminton on crutches.
My first stream was me swimming in 30 liters of Dr Pepper.
I almost choked to death live on stream.
I love diy emo music c;
returning from randomly going fully offline for over a month bc i have discovered new chillpill lore that is just too interesting to not share it
Found out today that my neighbor used to be a serial bank robber. Robbed like 3 banks in Ohio a few years back.
Max had a great day in #lodestar today!!!
He got a job at the taxi union!!
did some really cool tricks at the skate park!!
learned to shoot a gun!!
Drove 10 people in 1 taxi car!!
And then tried learning how to fly!!!
the last one didn't go so well....
https://t.co/pyMehKKNg7
My uncle wants to have a super low-key wedding so he asked my mom to officiate it for him.
Next thing I know, we're at a hockey game and my mom's telling someone we just met "I'll be marrying my brother on sunday"
- tornado watch
- storm gets really bad and hail and stuff
- has to get off PC bc storm
- goes to front door to watch the storm
- bunch of emergency vehicles outside
- neighbors house is on fire
- first thought is "wow this is like GTA RP"
Johnny Hicks is an absolute legend. what an unreal performance to steal the championship for DU
GAA 1.186
SV% .957
(assuming my math is right?)
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think that gets him the NCAA all time record for GAA and Save Percentage in a season, yeah?
Came home today from the ice rink to find a chicken in the middle of my road and was told that a meth lab blew up a few streets down from my house while i was gone.
This is so normal.
Dr Pepper SNACK PACKS have arrived and I can confirm these are Good and Nice with a true Dr Pepper taste!
Huge thanks to Snack Pack for sending- they're rolling to stores now. Are you trying them??
@SkogBror I've long accepted them as my roommate. They just need to respect my boundaries better. They're cool as long as they aren't in my desk space where they could potentially climb onto he bc personal space boundaries yknow?
CRISIS AVERTED
i enlisted the help of 3 brave feline soldiers to rescue me.
The Arachnid Menace has been chased off.
I'm not sure where they went, but I do know they aren't in my desk space, and if there's one thing I know;
It's that if I can't see it, it isn't real.
CRISIS AVERTED
i enlisted the help of 3 brave feline soldiers to rescue me.
The Arachnid Menace has been chased off.
I'm not sure where they went, but I do know they aren't in my desk space, and if there's one thing I know;
It's that if I can't see it, it isn't real.
THEY'RE BACK!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE SPIDER HAS RETURNED TO MY DESK SPACE
He's just sitting there between me and the monitor.... staring at me menacingly....
Spider War 2 is upon us.
Pray for me, my friends.
THEY'RE BACK!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE SPIDER HAS RETURNED TO MY DESK SPACE
He's just sitting there between me and the monitor.... staring at me menacingly....
Spider War 2 is upon us.
Pray for me, my friends.
The war is over.
I angered the spider.
He charged me.
I gave my battle cry (definitely a very dignified yelp) and took my last stand (on top of my chair) and watched as they made their retreat.
I've regained my territory.
I've won.
Goodbye, Spider.