Chill Pill

I don't know what I'm doing. Nice. i VTube or something i guess on twitch at for business or whatever i guess

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

hi im chillpill and here's a neat introduction about me c;

I'm a hockey goalie who broke his ankle playing soccer and then played badminton on crutches.

My first stream was me swimming in 30 liters of Dr Pepper.

I almost choked to death live on stream.

I love diy emo music c;

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

My mom got really into reading fanfics lately bc of heated rivalry and just asked me what an omega is...

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

returning from randomly going fully offline for over a month bc i have discovered new chillpill lore that is just too interesting to not share it

Found out today that my neighbor used to be a serial bank robber. Robbed like 3 banks in Ohio a few years back.

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

Max had a great day in #lodestar today!!!

He got a job at the taxi union!!
did some really cool tricks at the skate park!!
learned to shoot a gun!!
Drove 10 people in 1 taxi car!!
And then tried learning how to fly!!!

the last one didn't go so well....

https://t.co/pyMehKKNg7

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

@qtmaple_ I did ;c
right in the nono zone ;c

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

Sacrificed my future generations for the love of the game

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

Follow Kale on twitch RIGHT NOW

[kale🍄🥬 |MythicV| @mskale]

one more and I evolve into my final form >:3

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

Max made a new friend today!! #lodestarRP

https://t.co/UYLKXs4jRm

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

My uncle wants to have a super low-key wedding so he asked my mom to officiate it for him.
Next thing I know, we're at a hockey game and my mom's telling someone we just met "I'll be marrying my brother on sunday"

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

- tornado watch
- storm gets really bad and hail and stuff
- has to get off PC bc storm
- goes to front door to watch the storm
- bunch of emergency vehicles outside
- neighbors house is on fire
- first thought is "wow this is like GTA RP"

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

lowkey forgot to post that I'm in lodestarRP now but hi i'm lodestar rp and we're starting day 4 as Max Talbot!! Come on by~
LIVE NOW

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

@Bubble_Streams @lunyatics come over and i'll let u listen to one of my vinyl records so u can get that perfect 20 c;

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

Johnny Hicks is an absolute legend. what an unreal performance to steal the championship for DU

GAA 1.186
SV% .957
(assuming my math is right?)

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think that gets him the NCAA all time record for GAA and Save Percentage in a season, yeah?

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

the Frozen Four broadcast REALLY likes this heavier cover of I'm Still Standing.

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

Came home today from the ice rink to find a chicken in the middle of my road and was told that a meth lab blew up a few streets down from my house while i was gone.
This is so normal.

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

not even mad my team lost in the frozen four cause Johnny Hicks' performance in net was just too impressive to feel anything but respect

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

@SkogBror I have made it my personal mission to try some and I'll make sure to document the process to prove it to you

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

I have an urgent need. I must acquire.

[Snackolator @snackolator]

Dr Pepper SNACK PACKS have arrived and I can confirm these are Good and Nice with a true Dr Pepper taste!

Huge thanks to Snack Pack for sending- they're rolling to stores now. Are you trying them??

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

@SkogBror I've long accepted them as my roommate. They just need to respect my boundaries better. They're cool as long as they aren't in my desk space where they could potentially climb onto he bc personal space boundaries yknow?

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

I SPOKE TOO SOON
THEY NEVER LEFT
IT WAS ALL A RUSE
SMOKE AND MIRRORS

THEY'RE STILL ON MY DESK AND MOVING FAST

I LOST SIGHT OF THEM

may god help us all

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

CRISIS AVERTED

i enlisted the help of 3 brave feline soldiers to rescue me.

The Arachnid Menace has been chased off.
I'm not sure where they went, but I do know they aren't in my desk space, and if there's one thing I know;

It's that if I can't see it, it isn't real.

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

CRISIS AVERTED

i enlisted the help of 3 brave feline soldiers to rescue me.

The Arachnid Menace has been chased off.
I'm not sure where they went, but I do know they aren't in my desk space, and if there's one thing I know;

It's that if I can't see it, it isn't real.

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

THEY'RE BACK!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THE SPIDER HAS RETURNED TO MY DESK SPACE
He's just sitting there between me and the monitor.... staring at me menacingly....

Spider War 2 is upon us.

Pray for me, my friends.

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

THEY'RE BACK!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THE SPIDER HAS RETURNED TO MY DESK SPACE
He's just sitting there between me and the monitor.... staring at me menacingly....

Spider War 2 is upon us.

Pray for me, my friends.

[Chill Pill @ChillPillVT]

The war is over.
I angered the spider.
He charged me.
I gave my battle cry (definitely a very dignified yelp) and took my last stand (on top of my chair) and watched as they made their retreat.
I've regained my territory.
I've won.
Goodbye, Spider.