things i have overheard my toddler say to my newborn in the past week:
-you just a baby (while petting her sister like she pets the dog)
-night time is fo’ sleeping, not crying (followed by a sigh)
-don’t be cute right now (after she woke up from the crying)
-you smell so good (sniffs loudly)
-mama said you have weak neck muscles…make them stronga…then i can take you to school
-i have a strong neck, look (aggressively moves her head around)
-you have no teeth, look i have so many (grins)
-why you crying? tummy time is soooo fun (lays in front of the baby on her tummy)
-(loud whisper) NO SCRATCHING
-i would cry too if i was a baby
-mama said you can’t watch bluey, that is so sad (spends ten minutes telling her sister about bluey)
-dad makes dinosaurs sounds, it not a real dinosaur, they extin-t, don’t cry, we just playin'
-if dinosaurs were real, i would protecc you
-i had coffee one time (she absolutely did not)
-I heard you burp…you are ‘upposed to say excuse meeeeeee
-mama says you have knees but i dont see them…where are they (inspects legs)
-i have a pink car, you can sit in it
-you are my baby foreverrrrrrrr
-(pulling a miss rachel) [hcf's name], can you say mama? maaa-maaa. your turn! (baby coos) good try!
-can you clap? (claps loudly and startles the baby)
-[hcf's name] where is your nose? (touches the baby’s nose) there it is!
-oh my gosh so cute (every time the baby sneezes)
-i love you (baby coos) no i love you more because i am bigger (baby coos) no no i love you more (baby coos) you can't even talk yet so i win
#dunkaerion
Duncan asks for Aerion’s favour during a trail, and instead of a wreath, Aerion gives him his garter.
Duncan wins of course. Everyone is scandalised, especially Meaker who kinda wishes he could die here and then.
Maekar: He’s wearing WALMART jeans, Aerion!
Aerion: Maybe not everything is about designer labels, dad!! Dunk and I have a real connection!
Maekar: … how big is his dick.
Aerion: Huge, but also he’s really nice so shut up!
egg being described as “brown as a dornishman” and dany “the merchant must have taken her for dothraki, with […] sun-browned skin”. myriah's genes must have been strong asf 😭
#drarry#hpdm
(1/4) the ministry offered draco a deal to avoid azkaban in exchange for community service hours as a frontline healer for auror academy cadets. it's exhausting, poorly paid work where most recruits look at him w/ distrust or contempt
red, borderline purple with how full they were. Matching stretch marks covered the sides. And there it was. Nipples, red and puffy dripping with milk. Dripping down Bryan’s chest and onto his tummy. Leon turned them around and backed his way up to the couch. Sitting + (11)