ChinchillaMandate 🇻🇦 🇺🇸

Christ, Catholicism, Capitalism, Chinchillas

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If any of us become Doctors of the Church, do you think future seminarians will have to study our memes?

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@JustinusRomanus I chose St Alphonsus as my confirmation saint b/c of an article I read the week prior

I never read any of his stuff until years later

Safe to say I have officially despaired of salvation and only experience torturous thought spirals about the nature of God

There is only pain

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Dear Paraguay,

You have to call it soccer now.

3-0 USA

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@MemoryRebooter Deacon's wives spread gossip so fast it's like they have telepathy.

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@Catholicizm1 There's literally a plenary indulgence if you read the Bible for at least 30 minutes (and meet the other requirements for a plenary).

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@BrendanJGomez @GreeneMan6 @MarkBrahmin No. Look at the films Zoomers love

Obsession: A film centered on the horrors of modern relationships

Backrooms: You're trapped in a lonely, decaying expanse that is nothing but copies of copies of old memories, w/ just enough monsters to make sure you always need to be on guard

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@ChristianHeiens I've been trying to cobble my life together for a first one for 2 weeks now...

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@ReubenR80027912 Welp guess that's it fellas

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Superb ragebaiting in a sea of low quality bait.

Look at that ratio, the bluechecks failing to read the description.

Masterpiece.

[Rev. Ray Cistman ✊🏾🙏🏾 @RevRayCistman]

No Black mother should ever fear sending her son to a high school track meet only for him to lose his life to the prison system from a murder conviction.

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@AuronMacintyre

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@Templarpilled Don't worry you blyats, any second now Putin is going to take the gloves off and win the war with just one more Oreshnik strike. By 2040 we'll be past the fortress belt!

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Do people think Social Security keeps their money in a box until they're 65? It was stolen and spent.

We can either accept that, stop kicking the can down the road, and end the Ponzi scheme for a better future for our descendants...

Or double down until it all blows up.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

So if social security goes into insolvency by 2032 what tf happens to all the money that’s been taken out of my check for the past decade????

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This could be us if we fulfill our mandate to restore society to its traditional values and Christ centered purpose.

[John A. Monaco @johnamonaco]

*This* is Europe.

Europe isn't about unlimited open borders, terminating pregnancies, euthanasia, rainbow flags, secularism.

Europe is about allegiance to Jesus Christ and His Church. All of its art, politics, and culture should reflect this truth.

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They're breaking out the retro PSA aesthetic for the Maine Senate race.

Zoomers on top.

[Senate Republicans @NRSC]

Graham Platner delivers scandals.

Susan Collins delivers results.

In Maine, the choice is clear.

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@RejoiceCC People need to have a penance on Fridays at least. It's a shame the US bishops have downplayed it so much

However, I think the flexibility with the specific penance is beneficial

For ex, I started with no choc milk (only thing I drink), then added no sweets, then added no meat

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@RejoiceCC You're missing the point of the rule. It's not the meat in and of itself. Would it be okay to eat ice cream and not meat?

In the past, meat was thee luxury food item. So to train against carnal pleasures, it was fasted from. It's uniting oneself to God by avoiding a worldly life

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@ChadTheBad

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@poperespecter1 That attitude is why Catholicism has imploded in Latin America and Pentecostals + Evangelicals are eating our lunch in the US.

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@Faithful2Pray So God is the author of evil? This means He is more evil than the devil since He designed a consequentialist universe that forces people to enjoy sin (contradicting His own Word).

Stuff like this is why I don't want to go to Heaven anymore and despaired of salvation.

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@RealJohnRose