Chase

what's up boss

[fluxo infinito de um imenso pernil de porco @flux0_infinito]

Morrendo que o Lenin teve um encontro com o HG Wells e disse que discordava do Guerra dos Mundos, em que os alienígenas vêm com intenções bélicas e coloniais, pois, aplicando materialismo histórico-dialético, uma civilização tão avançada já seria comunista.

[Chase @ChillerChase]

Bro learned nothing

[Eccedentesiast ⚕️ @__amalleiu_z__]

took 2 years to not date or waste anyone’s time and work on myself as a person and all I’ve learned was, wasting somebody’s time is better than being lonely

[Chase @ChillerChase]

Please don't talk like this out loud. Go read your Deleuze and keep to yourself

[tsotchke @tsotchke]

if you're kinda weak on basic semiotics and your ontology is on shaky ground you're really going to have a rough time for the next couple of years adjusting to the sudden emergence of rhizomatic simulacra intruding into your daily life

[Chase @ChillerChase]

Jokes aside I regularly think it's pretty unfortunate that the word pedophile has basically ruined both the completely normal prefix pedo- and the suffix -phile. Can we please call kid fuckers something else

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

dead cinephiles dont reoffend

[Chase @ChillerChase]

Not that I could ever get on it but it is really funny that Raya does not even have an android version, and I've never seen anybody mention this before

[Chase @ChillerChase]

If I start dressing like McConaughey in Contact just ignore me

[Chase @ChillerChase]

Just read Fichte's Sun Clear Statements and wow he was fed up with professional philosophers. Amen to that

[Chase @ChillerChase]

Made three small meals in between lunch and dinner on my Bilbo Baggins shit today

[Chase @ChillerChase]

@CubanMLM Replace George Washington with Kim Il Sung and it's almost a good song

[Chase @ChillerChase]

Dreamt that I taught a geology class and wouldn't stop saying "hm, there's a lot to dig up here" whenever students asked me a question

[Chase @ChillerChase]

I'm the Emeril of theoretical writing

[Chase @ChillerChase]

Sometimes I'm cooking so hard in my journal I feel as though I deserve a live audience cheering me on, hanging on the edge of their seat for the next sentence

[Chase @ChillerChase]

Twitter is officially Reddit. There's hardly a refuge left

[Chase @ChillerChase]

The snake wall art proved this was taste slop

[beigecorner @beigecorner97]

Poor but with taste

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

A guy at work told me he pooped his pants. I asked him if he thought he had that parasitic diarrhea that’s going around and he said “no it’s solid.” So I asked him what happened and he said “I just messed up” and walked to the bathroom.

[Chase @ChillerChase]

This is like the perfect storm of books that somehow make you dumber and a worse person

[Radio New Empire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺🇳🇫 ᛉ @RadioNewEmpire]

"Why won't she reply to my message?"

[Chase @ChillerChase]

This is how I feel every time I go outside

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"