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[L @Chillwiththat12]

S/O to @HiltonHonors @HiltonHotels for putting a price on guest safety and privacy! Apparently it’s about $75 (or 15,000 points)
And the cherry on top is that corporates reply to a security breach is “thx for ur input”

[L @Chillwiththat12]

@HiltonHonors Just DM’ed

[L @Chillwiththat12]

Extremely disappointed in @HiltonHonors. Was assigned a room at Hampton Inn that was ALREADY OCCUPIED.
Corporate response: whoops, here’s 15K points (half a night) and a “too bad” because I didn’t check out on night 1. They then assigned me a room with stained furniture 🤮

[L @Chillwiththat12]

multiple billionaires in your corner, the Cuomo name, and u still managed to lose by nearly 200k. That’s talent.

[L @Chillwiththat12]

Me ( a contracts lawyer) to my bf on our one year anniversary: our initial 1-year term has come to completion , are u ready to auto-renew for another year?

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

today, we are all italian

[phones with six ones @phones111111]

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

White people food be so bad and then suddenly they make the best pie you’ve ever tasted in your life

[L @Chillwiththat12]

s/o to my brother

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

dev patel lookalike contest in my bedroom

[L @Chillwiththat12]

B/c 7 ate 9 duh

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

There was no “windows 9”

There was no “iPhone 9”

Who knows why?

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Every young woman should watch SATC before their frontal lobe is fully developed and then after. This will actually be a mandatory law once I’m president of the United States.

[jynx @jynxbby]

when everyone replies to your story except the target

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

if you dislike salt and vinegar chips it means you lack courage and strength of character

[maha @mahaaaay]

kamala did something i have never been able to do. she chose the right white guy

[L @Chillwiththat12]

Negotiating a 21 pg agreement drafted by a vendor in COMIC SANS and I just need to know who made that font choice and why……

[not cute & kinky memes @cravedcuddle]

the best duo

[BIBA @bibaliography]

the worst part about being a yapper is when ur mid yap and realize how much you’ve yapped but you’re not even half way done w the yap so all u can do is apologize and keep yapping

[greg @greg16676935420]

How it started: How it’s going:

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

US Soccer will never be a successful program as long as they continue to ignore the nation’s most talented players and prioritize the players whose parents can afford travel fees, tournament registration, summer camps and everything else involved in the sham that is youth soccer.