Chime

BI Analyst • Quiet but very cool IRL • Guitarist 🎸

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

We chill, they call us lazy. We have ideas, they call us disrespectful .We demand change, they call us rebellious.
We can't move forward like this

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

This should be the longest post I've read this year, but it was worth it. From the outside looking in, after seeing how countries are meant to work , how proper governments treat their citizens. It makes you realise how these people have cheated us and robbed us of a lot

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

4 years ago on October 20, 2020, my ongoing journey began with the Lekki Massacre, which happened just a couple of kilometres from my apartment. Within the next 17 days, I was forced to smuggle myself out of Nigeria and I haven't been able to go back since.

In the intervening period, I have spent time in a Ghanaian safe house, I have been declared wanted for "national security violations" in Nigeria, and I have survived a kidnap/assassination attempt in Accra organised by the (now former) Director of the National Intelligence Agency, Ahmed Rufai Abubakar.

In all this time and across all these experiences, one piece of wisdom I heard from my good friend @YarKafanchan has never left my head and remains my true north. She said it in passing one evening in 2021 when we were hanging out at Breakfast 2 Breakfast, Osu, and she probably didn't realise that what she said was so profound that it would remain stuck in my head forever.

She said: "Nigeria's biggest trick is convincing you that nothing is happening. Meanwhile everything is happening."

She said that in the context of us figuring out whether the Buhari regime had forgotten about teaching us #EndSARS people a lesson, and if we should risk returning home, but I took that pearl of wisdom, expanded its application, and made it my True North for analysing Nigeria.

Nigeria was not always this way, but after decades of deliberate actions by internal and external actors, it has become the country where "nothing happens." When it comes to anything consequential, meaningful and positive like favourable trade policy, economy-boosting infrastructure projects, or diplomatic and geopolitical positioning to enhance regional integration, nothing happens in Nigeria. It is frozen in time and covered with dust and cobwebs. To all intents and purposes, nothing is happening.

But behind the scenes, when it comes to listening to the counsel of American econmic hitmen and piling on ruinous dollar-denominated debt that the country categorically does not need, or when it comes to spending billions of dollars to develop military, intelligence and law enforcement capacity, only to use it to monitor the young girlfriends and political opponents of middle aged big men with potbellies, everything is happening. Nigeria may not be able to generate more than 5,000 MW of electricity for 200 million people, but when it comes to using NIA field agents - actual intelligence operatives trained expensively in Israel and North Korea - to go after outspoken Nigerian citizens in foreign countries, everything is happening.

This is why I cannot bother myself with who Peter Obi chooses or does not choose to wish Happy Birthday to. It's not that I don't think Yakubu Gowon is a genocidal a-hole. It's that his involvement in what happened between 1966 and 1970 is not even the worst or most disastrous thing he has done. The worst things Yakubu Gowon did came AFTER the war, and they are why we are where we are today.

Nigeria as it existed then, was one of the most powerful countries in the entire Global South, and a very consequential country on the world stage. Nigeria was a country that funded liberation movements in other countries, used its economy and military to massive geopolitical effect in Africa, gave out foreign aid, and came within one Ajaokuta Steel Complex of becoming Africa's first proper industrial economy.

Most of this period, when Nigeria was one of the world's real movers and shakers in the decade between 1970 and 1979, fell under Yakubu Gowon's tenure. The Nigeria he had was a country where everything was happening, and everybody could see that everything was happening. Nigeria was one of the players moving pieces on the global chessboard, and not merely one of the pieces being moved.

Yakubu Gowon had the unique opportunity with a postwar Nigeria that found itself economically, militarily and geopolitically in the proverbial Garden of Eden, to lead the country into World Power status. There was a perfect storm of geopolitical circumstances, and Nigeria was right in the sweet pot. The country had real money to spend on infrastructure and industrialisation, and very little foreign debt. It had de-facto geopolitical leadership of Sub Saharan Africa, and infinite possibilities for continental alignment and integration. He didn't even have to worry about winning an election every 4 years. All he had to do was deliver leadership

If he had delivered Sub Saharan Africa's first industrialised nuclear power, Africa and the African diaspora would have finally had an untouchable base to build from, and the world would never again have been able to treat Black people with the levity it continues to do in 2024. I am 34 this year. Gowon became Head of State at 33. He found himself leading this budding postwar superpower with everything falling into place for it at 37. And what did he do with this once-in-a-century opportunity?

He did Cement Armada. Udoji Awards. Offshore bank accounts. Contract and invoice inflation. Free Nigeria Airways flights for anyone who could get a "note" from a military officer, which eventually ran the airline into the ground. Cars, houses and holidays in London for girlfriends of big men in government. The beginning of the Rolls Royce culture in Ikoyi. During his 5 postwar years in power, Nigeria for the first time began piling on dollar-denominated foreign debt that it did not need, which was the fuel for the explosion that came 15 years later called IMF Structural Adjustment.

He met a country that was powerful and competent enough to hatch its own foreign influence and subversion operations around the world. Nigeria used to be so consequential that every single liberation war it directly or indirectly intervened in swung the way it wanted. From Lagos, the outcomes of liberation wars in Mozambique, Zimbabwe and Namibia were decided. By the time he and his mad dog successor Murtala Mohammed left the scene, Nigeria had gone from this to a victim - a country that couldn't pay its debts, started suffering electricity blackouts, and ended up having American intelligence penetrate its core, to the point where the outcome of elections or post-coup succession was decided by people like Susan Rice.

It was once a country where everything happened in plain sight, but by the time Yakubu Gowon and the Class of 1966 were done, it became the Nigeria we know today - a benighted country where you have to be highly connected or extremely intelligent to even suspect when anything is happening, because to all intents and purposes, nothing ever happens.

The challenge for my generation and the coming ones is to hijack and regain control of our collective destiny, which Yakubu Gowon and his contemporaries lost for us. They inherited the Black world's most powerful country and potent nation state. They bequeathed a parody of a country that has been fully captured by economic hitmen, where the CIA has been able to openly install a drug peddler with urinary incontinence to become puppet president of the largest Black country in the world - a level of blatant disrespect that illustrates just how much has been taken from us.

Instead of getting mad at Peter Obi for wishing such people Happy Birthday (which doesn't actually change the figurative price of garri in the market), our generational challenge as Millenials and Zoomers is to wrest back control of our country and its governance, intelligence, law enforcement and military institutions from the foreign interests that took them from our 90 year-old "senior statesmen" who sold their children for the proverbial mirrors, gin and red cloth.

Getting angry at Yakubu Gowon is pointless and is not going to save us. Getting mad at people wishing him Happy Birthday is borderline asinine. He has already got what he wants out of life. At 90, he has amassed a lifetime's worth of oyibo's mirrors, gin and red cloth, and the Black superpower he once led is now dragging status with Eswantini and Sao Tome & Principe. We should be happy for him. He is a fulfilled man who led a life that clearly fills him with fulfillment.

We have our own mission now, and it is to start undoing his damage. In our lifetime, Nigeria should once again becomes a country where everything is happening. It has to happen soon. Otherwise, 200 million people go kpai.

Let's be guided.

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@thlyonn Congratulations bro 🎊

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@Nonso_Analytics Congratulations, Nonso🎊🎊🎊. Balancing data analytics and school wouldn't have been easy, but you did it! The future is really bright . Congrats once more 🎊🎊🎊

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

Just finished watching Selling the OC on Netflix. Toxic workplace is an understatement, my gosh.

[TheOyinbooke @TheOyinbooke]

Quit my Job at Microsoft, and back to the Classroom as a Student - My Short Story.

Till today, some say quitting my job at Microsoft doesn't make logical sense. To be serious, it doesn't make any logical sense especially when I have to return to the classroom and back to the job market.

This was however necessary for me to pursue a new path for my family.

When I was at Microsoft, on several occasions, I felt Microsoft was God's sent to Africa and I am the Evangelist. Explain to me why a company is investing so much in capacity development in Africa like Microsoft.

Through relevant skills, we can bring many out of poverty, save them from the after-effects of unemployment, make them dream big and achieve it, and keep alive hopes in the hearts of millions of others with similar backgrounds like mine. So, I took my work with passion and purpose.

I was allowed to support academic institutes in several countries and I appeared as a Guest Lecturer for Masters Courses on Advance Data Analytics.

I relocated to the US and everything changed, back to the classroom but now as a Student. Indeed a humbling experience for me.

I love every opportunity I have to make complex topics simple. You wouldn't know how much I know about Data Management, Data Science, Data Analytics, and Power Platform until you give me a Mic or Opportunity to lead (Yeah, kindly reach out if you would like to have such a passionate young man like myself in your team).

I am deeply passionate about these fields and my passion is validated by years of work that I have invested in building up my skills.

I have been opportune to lead diverse teams in my career and both my listening skill and ability to break down complex tasks made it easier to bring out the best in my team members.

In this presentation, I explained what Supervised Machine Learning is, the data science workflow, and evaluating machine learning models, and I did a live demo in class - built a Supervised Machine Learning model to drive home full comprehension.

I am looking for a Remote Internship for Summer 2024 in Data Analytics and I need your help to Like and Repost this.

Who knows, I can be lucky enough to find a team that will give me a chance.

Thank you in advance 🙏
#intern

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@Avril_Nee Yes Jimmy is a fool! But you see that Chelsea , she was a ticking bomb and he already made up his mind as he didn't see megan fox 😂

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

I decided to watch Love is Blind for the first time. S6 is my first and my gosh what a season. I'm in serious shock. Jimmy dodged a bullet. Clay shattered my brain honestly. Poor AD🤧

#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind6

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@Avril_Nee Serious flogging. With USB cable for that matter!

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

Avatar the last airbender LA was beautiful. Human beings just like to complain .

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@realtimewithTM My guess will be Chimdi. 🤞

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

Hello World😅

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@malcom_okonkwo Congratulations Malcom 🎊 👏

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@diondrak_ Cool setup!

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@alagba_onile @Alex_TheAnalyst @jessica_xls @DavidAbu_ @thenaijacarguy @Alexa_Ighodaro Well Said boss 👏

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@Richie4love @MrKeithAtherton @MVPAward Congratulations boss 🎊

[Jessica Ayodele @jessica_xls]

Churches Slogans for 2024.

Winners ➡️ Fortune 2024
Harvesters ➡️ Year of Unstoppable Multiplication
CCI ➡️ Occupy Heralding the Joshua generation
TCN ➡️ Year of His Visitation
Foursquare ➡️ All Round Blessings
Elevation ➡️ On Eagle’s Wings
Salvation Ministries ➡️ Year of Divine Help
Christ Embassy ➡️ Year of Redemption

Add yours if I missed it.

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

@jessica_xls @ay_midas Congratulations 🎊

[Chime @ChimeXdata]

Happy New year my people 🎉

[Jessica Ayodele @jessica_xls]

happy new year from the three of us 👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏾

my greatest blessing of 2023. can’t wait to welcome our baby officially in 2024.

[Jessica Ayodele @jessica_xls]

Got this msg on my Linkedin on Christmas day and just like I replied to him, it was a really awesome news to end the year. Applied to 400+ jobs before finally getting that one “Yes”. Hopefully it motivates someone looking for a new role in the new year 😊