Michael 🤍

NOUN CS student 🖥️ | Teacher at my mum's school ✏️
Learning code by day. Learning patience by teaching kids.
They don't know they're my real teachers.

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

NOUN CS student 🖥️ | Teacher at my mum's school ✏️

I don't attend lectures. I teach them.

The kids think I'm just their teacher. Truth is? They're teaching me patience, clarity, and how to debug a crying child before a line of code.

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

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[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

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You can guess the gender though 😂😂😂

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

@kamso_sylvia Thanks love 💕

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

So my exams are starting off today.

I'll be writing CIT237 this morning by eleven.

I'm not a hundred percent prepared though 😪

But I'm not tensed either.

I know I'd do well.

#TheStudentTeacher #NOUNExams #CIT237 #NOUN

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

I got rolling hard 😂😂😂😂

I didn't even correct him immediately. I just laughed.

Now I'm wondering — what would a five-sided one be? Fivetagon? 🤔😂

Kids really said: Triangle → Fouktagon → ???? 😂

#TheStudentTeacher #ClassroomLaughs #Fouktagon #NOUN

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

So today I was teaching about polygons.

I asked: "A polygon with three sides is called what?"

They replied: "Triangle."

"Correct!" I commended.

Then I asked again: "A polygon with four sides is called?"

After a bit of silence and thinking, one boy replied:

"Fouktagon." 😂😂

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

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[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

Victor, not Anya.

It amazes me every time 😂

Kids just know.

Meanwhile, if you call "Francis" and mean Anya? They'll look at you like you've lost your mind 😂

Their system works. Don't question it.
#TheStudentTeacher #ClassroomMoments #KidLogic #NOUN

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

It's quite surprising the way these kids tend to differentiate between two classmates who bear the same name.

I have two boys: Anya Francis and Francis Victor.

They both have the name Francis. But whenever the name is used, we already know who is being referred to — ...

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

Back from another stressful day at school.

Had to take the kids on a lesson on "Time" - mathematics.

A whole lot of these kids can barely say the time accurately from an analogue clock.

They're just too accustomed to the digital clock.

Life!

#TheStudentTeacher #MathStruggle

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

@Lfc_ola_ @Rmcfmjay You ghats archive education first 😂

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

No drugs. No smoking. Soda? Once in a while.

Everything has a reason.

This is no longer about being a "good child" or "bad child" or whatever.

I know that in the end, God saves a person — but they say heaven helps those who help themselves.

#TheStudentTeacher #HealthIsWealth

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

An actor just died at 40. Liver cancer.

It's really concerning.

I'll definitely love my time on this earth — and I must spend every amount of money I earn. No one will do the spending after I've worked

That's why I follow a few rules:

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

@domnic43 😂😂😂😂
Who knows 😂😂?

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

It made me realize something else too:

Sometimes the people who love you most will still protect their reputation — but the people who love you well will protect you first.

I think I have the second kind.

#TheStudentTeacher #ChurchThoughts #HardQuestions #NOUN

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

The homily in church today took a turn.

The priest asked the elderly a question — and it was sharp:

If you hold a vital position in church (CMO president, CWO president, charismatic renewal leader) and your daughter gets pregnant out of wedlock — what would you do?

🧵👇

[Michael 🤍 @ChimebukaAlex]

My dad? He'd probably relocate me to have the child somewhere else.

Either way — I'm having that kid.

No debate.