A.J.

He/Him. Dog-petting, Nazi-punching keto enthusiast.

[APAJI @apaji_x]

BREAKING:
Sleep researchers confirm that when an ADHD partner stays up until 1:30 AM scrolling or playing games even though they have to wake up at 6:30 AM and are exhausted—it’s called "Revenge Bedtime Procrastination," and it is triggered by Daytime Autonomy Starvation.

If you get frustrated watching your partner stay up way too late and wake up grumpy every morning, here is what is actually happening inside their brain: 1/6

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@MiaYim Criminally underrated. Any gold you get is well-earned. 🫡

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@CHVRCHES

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

OHMYGOD 🙌🏻

[CHVRCHES @CHVRCHES]

Our brand new album 'All The King's Men' will be released 22 January — and we're going back on tour.
https://t.co/HRkGxnTIrt

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@Philouimette_ @MrSantiZap There have been a LOT of bad ones this year, but this one was so bad, I think I repressed it. Oh my God.

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

Use promo code FIGHTFUL to get your first shipment free at https://t.co/aS8JKvYNft

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

He's coming!

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@SeanRossSapp Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions. Everyone’s tastes are different. I get it.

But Vanilla Coke Zero

=

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@shogungawd For the plot, you donut

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@SeanRossSapp Dammit man

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Things we learned recently:

-Data centers are bot farms

-Bot farms sway elections

-Billionaires want data centers

Do the math.

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@itswheezyblonde @SeanRossSapp Coke Zero clears Diet Coke all day.. it’s the VANILLA that’s unforgivable. The trust I have for him when it comes to wrestling news does not extend past that to the soda fountain. Vanilla? I’m not mad, just disappointed 😔

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@JDfromNY206 @DexLuger90 @HeyHeyItsConrad Cena was arguably over with the crowd before he evolved into “Super Cena” though. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@_denisesalcedo And it ends with a YEET and a skeet

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@jd_mcdonagh @OriginalFunko As you should! They made that head way too small

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@lilithisthemuse https://t.co/sKT84grOh2

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@lilithisthemuse Ok so… Halsey DID sorta collab with BMTH. I’ll post the backstory as well as a link to the fan-edit splicing them together.

[A.J. @ChimiFknCHANGAS]

@KingRicochet @OsheaJacksonJr Ricochet in a lock screen contest is like ‘97-98 Goldberg. Holy shit 🫡

[Macklemore @macklemore]

Wanting all humans to be treated equal should never be controversial.