Ꮃade.

ⅅeadℙool.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⊗⠀┇ ↯⠀⠀ ❛Crisp high-five, @EnhancedSight!❜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❲Iɴsᴇʀᴛ ❝Cᴀʀᴇʟᴇss Wʜɪsᴘᴇʀ❞❳

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—.

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“I like food.
And dick.

But mostly food.”

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T-bags someone.

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Slaps his ass.
“Sexy ass is here.”

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Burps.

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Does a split.
Sassy pose.

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“I'd suck the alcohol out of mouth wash.”

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“Am not!
It's my happy place!” https://t.co/rGgJqX5PHE

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“. . Well, wake him up and tell him there is this amazing onesie at Target and it has /tacos/ all over it!” https://t.co/j7Oj9bdHFU

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“M a t t.”

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Just tries to squeeze his hands around the muscle.
“You're buffer than me.” https://t.co/KXZesaChby

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“No. I'm admiring this gift.” https://t.co/lJb4wlyUOy

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Wraps a bow around those biceps.
Those biceps were a gift to mankind. https://t.co/yV9xgW6ra2

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“I fix my problems with tacos.”

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@EnhancedSight » front. These were the ones that belonged to Al.

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@EnhancedSight “Are those Percocets?”
He normally took one.

Two made him loopy, which made the Merc pick up the bottle and look at the name on the »

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@EnhancedSight » his Hello Kitty backpack. God damnit.
“Does this give me powers?”

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@EnhancedSight Tch.
Harry Potter.

Wade needed to invest in the 'mega cutie pack' of bandages. It made him sad, because these Band-Aids wouldn't match»

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@EnhancedSight » will ever hold up to your dick holding talents, missing index finger. Rip.
“I want a Hello Kitty Band-aid.”

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@EnhancedSight As for that finger—.
It probably fell off the ledge of the building.

Poor finger. You were the leader of a supreme package—no one »

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@EnhancedSight “I was spinning my katana and caught it by the blade.”
The fingers that weren't severed already healed. Cuts heal in moments.