Interviewer - how does it feels working with the rest 6
Namjoon - those 6 just think people being sensible. Workaholics , devotes intelligence-
Interviewer - ( in tears ) got it
Namjoon - Great so throw all of this out of the window
Interviewer - . . .
[ before an interview ]
Tae - you'll do great baby ( flying kiss )
Jungkook - I love youhh too baby
Jimin - you'll do great too Sugaplum
Suga - you too chimmy
INTERVIEWER - so you all are single right
Namjoon - affcourse!
[ Jungkook slams the door rushing while coming in ]
Namjoon - bother to tell what did you do?
Jungkook - ( sweating ) no murder
Namjoon - wh-what
Jungkook - no robbery j-just broke jin hyung's mirror
Namjoon - GO UNDERGROUND
« bang pd nim and jin in a chat »
Bang pd types - so jin since our company is now hybe and bigger we are having strict rules for everyone to follo-
[ Jin has left the chat ]
Bang pd - . . .
Imagine walking with someone at night... Holding their hands tight you both looking at each other the person has tears in his eyes he points down and says~
“ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ᴅɪᴇᴅ"
Jimin - ( lifts taehyung's chin up comes close to him ruffles his hair with one hand and touches his cheeks lightly and looks at him )
Taehyung - j-jimin not right h-here
Jimin - tannie is lost but here only
Taehyung - pArK JiMiN RUN!!!
Namjoon - jin will you stab me with a knife or with you're slipper- I just lost our wedding ring
Jin - ( looks up from his cutting board and throws a sack at him without glancing )
Namjoon - a sack of wedding rings?
Jin - my husband is “KiM nAmJoOn"
Namjoon - quite understandable
Jimin - ( lowers the car window down and peeks out ) what's the problem sir?
Cop - that's my car-
Jimin - ah oh
Cop - and you need to reach the bottom you don't fold you're legs while driving
Jimin - but I was eating you're foo-
Nothing!
Yoongi - so me and jimin have finally decided to-
Jungkook - FUCK YES I'VE ALL ARRANGEMENTS DONE WHERE WOULD YOU BOTH LIKE YOU'RE WEDDING? ON THE NORTH POLE OR THE SOUTH MAYBE TO THE ANTARTIC-
Yoongi - we decided to eat the leftover food because there wasn't anything made-!?
Jungkook - would you mind to help me in my wedding preparations??
Taehyung - ( heartbroken but still smiling ) ah oh yes sure what kind of help
Jungkook - nothing much just ahm I want you to be the husband
( kisses jungkook right away \/ )
Taehyung - I know that you love someone ( winks )
Yoongi - I DON'T LOVE THAT PARK JIMIN DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!!
Taehyung - who said jimin!?
Yoongi - i- taehyung n-no
Taehyung - JIMINNNNSHIIII!!!
Jhope - what's for dinner hyung!?
Namjoon - ( looks at the burnt noodles and sighs )
Heard of black rice?
Jhope - uhm yes!?
Namjoon - have some black noodles
Jimin - ok jungkook we got this drink this and you'll drop all uhr secrets out.... IT'S MAGICC
jk - ( gulps the whole bottle ) I LOVE TAEHYUNG
Jimin - secret!? I said! This doesn't works....