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@freak_pervert I don't get it. These mean the same thing. Your commentary is fucking worthless.

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Go look at my art you fucks!

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@freak_pervert @korblaster You really learn to appreciate the craftsmanship on the first movie when you realize this is what passes for storyboarding at Disney now

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My dad tried making me watch Grown Ups 2 earlier today. I got so fucking mad because he insisted I "spend time with pops" instead of watching Trolls with my pants down. I choked him out with a drain snake. Now I'm pending trial for standing my fucking ground. Life is so unfair.

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@CritsBigSausage B basically has all of the cities in the Midwest worst visiting aside from Indy, it's practically unfair

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Ernest Goes to Myanmar when?

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My 3 favorite comedies? A Serbian Film, Django Unchained, and Hot Tub Time Machine 2

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Where's the Kool-aid pineapples? Where's the fruity pebbles blue waffles? The Takis hot wings? The grapes wrapped in fruit roll-ups and dipped in melted jolly ranchers? This isn't black cuisine. This is a fucking farce.

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From barbecue to red velvet cake, kool aid, and watermelon, the foods traditionally eaten on Juneteenth all share one commonality. @MicahSmith_TV learns more, here: https://t.co/u2nW8tVssk

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@freak_pervert Bold of you to assume he isn't gonna diaperfuck you to death before the malaria gets him, should've slipped a Xanax of two in there

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Jееts have to write their anti-chіnk fanfiction because they know deep down that, despite China being awful, most people would rather be stuck in China than stuck in India

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@TanyaaDave See there hokou class system such a pathetic country

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I would pay for diapers or water, but you couldn't pay me to take a black child, quite frankly!

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@unstill_life HPV stands for Happy Penis Virus. I guess you're mad because you haven't a happy penis.

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@laundryy_dj The bourgeoise isn't shanking me on the subway to steal my laptop actually, that would be the "neighbors" and "fellow workers"

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Still hasn't won a world cup, will never win a world cup!

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@freak_pervert The maverick looks nice but honestly given Ford's history with recalls over the last decade I'd be wary, the new Ridgeline looks alright too but I don't quite have the money for something like that lol

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@freak_pervert Dude I've been trying for months to find something halfway decent for around $350 a month (so like $25k tops w/ a down payment) and 80% of my choices either have a gorillion miles or are absolute dog shit from makes like Jeep and Hyundai/Kia