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An incident has reportedly occurred in Nigeria, where a young sheboon allegedly buried her two-week-old baby and later told neighbors that the infant had been kidnapped.

According to reports, a witness who allegedly saw her burying the baby raised the alarm, leading to the discovery of the child’s remains.

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Houston police fatally shot an armed 22-year-old man at 8820 Westheimer Road shortly before midnight on August 8, 2026, after responding to a report of a person down. Police said the man had already shot and killed another person in a parking garage; five officers fired, and neither officers nor bystanders were reported injured.

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BWC: Tenn. SWAT officer shoots man wielding sword, holding woman against her will
Nashville officers first came in contact with the man when he threatened to kill a gas station clerk; they negotiated with him for more than an hour before the fatal shots were fired.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The Metro Nashville Police Department released body camera video showing a SWAT officer fatally shooting a suspect wielding a sword, according to the department.

The Aug. 29 incident began when officers were dispatched to a gas station after a reported dispute between the suspect and a clerk. The suspect reportedly left the store after an argument over payment for coffee and returned with the sword.

The man yelled at the clerk to “come outside now, I’ll kill you.”

About an hour after the gas station response, the department received a call from the suspect’s family members, warning that he may become a danger to others and that he was still armed with a sword.

Officers then located the suspect’s vehicle via the department’s air unit. Officers on the ground stopped the car.

The suspect then exited the vehicle with the sword and began yelling at officers. Officers discovered that a woman inside the car was being held there against her will, according to police.

Officers spoke with the man for more than an hour in an effort to persuade him to surrender. After the suspect continued to refuse to drop the sword, SWAT was called to the scene.

Body camera footage from a SWAT officer shows the man holding the sword before an officer fired three shots, striking the man.

The man was transported to a hospital, where he died. The woman was not injured.

The SWAT officer has been “decommissioned and relieved of all police authority while the TBI investigates the shooting on behalf of District Attorney General Glenn Funk,” the department stated in a press release.

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Wigger VS Nigger! See who wins!! 🙃💥💥💥👊

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How thieves are dealt with in the Republic of Congo.

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Fight earlier on Fremont.

Security doesn't play, It seems like a good way to handle this type of sheboon fight.

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Chicago train rides be like.

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On august 31 an Iranian Leader dropped dead while threatening the U.S. on a live broadcast.

Senior IRGC member Naemat al-Hami reportedly suffered a fatal heart attack during a live televised speech in Iran after delivering remarks condemning and threatening the United States.

The incident occurred amid renewed tensions between Washington and Tehran following U.S. strikes on Iranian military targets and subsequent Iranian retaliation against U.S. forces in Jordan.

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Crazy bitch!

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This is the Torta that got shot in Manhattan yesterday, she had this on her Tinder profile.

The signs were there why didn’t anyone stop her!

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🚨BREAKING: UKRAINE REPORTEDLY STRIKES RUSSIAN PORT CITY OF SOCHI

Ukrainian unmanned naval vessels reportedly attacked the seaport in Sochi, on Russia’s Black Sea coast, during the morning of September 3, according to local reports and monitoring channels.

Footage emerging from the area appears to show smoke rising near the port following reports of explosions. Ukrainian naval drones are believed to have been used in the attack.

Some reports indicate that a vessel operating in support of offshore oil and gas activities may have been the target. However, the exact target, extent of damage and any casualties have not been independently confirmed.

The reported strike marks a further expansion of Ukraine’s maritime drone campaign along Russia’s Black Sea coastline, coming amid an intensifying series of attacks on Russian ports and maritime infrastructure.

Source: Reuters, Militarnyi, Kyiv Post, Local Reports

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On today's Chimpout fight we see a fat guy slapped around with his own flip-flop... smh.

Maybe don't start shit with the guy who looks like a character from GTA:

Fight in New York.

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She was warned repeatedly to stay back.

Instead, she forced her way into an active arrest and struck a Tempe police officer multiple times in the face.

The officer used one strike to stop the assault and regain control.

The full video matters. This is exactly why UCOPS supports the HALO Act, which would give officers a 15-foot buffer zone while conducting arrests like this.

More: https://t.co/deGHfG1KDW

Let cops do their jobs.

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Crazy Chimpout.

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Santa Ana Police Bodycam - January 1, 2026 – Officer Fires After 17-Year-Old Displays a Gun During Pursuit
On January 1, 2026, at 5:35 p.m., Santa Ana Police gang detectives were patrolling the 1600 block of South Evergreen Street because of ongoing gang-related crime in the area.

Detectives contacted a 17-year-old male. He disobeyed commands. One detective then saw a gun in the teen’s right hand and repeatedly ordered him to drop it. He stayed armed, turned between parked vehicles, lowered his body, and presented the gun at the detective.

The detective continued giving verbal commands to drop the weapon. An officer-involved shooting followed. Investigators later determined the teen was not struck by gunfire.

The detective’s partner arrived and helped take him into custody. A minor use of force occurred during the arrest. A .38 Smith & Wesson revolver was recovered at the scene.

The 17-year-old was booked at Juvenile Hall. No officers were reported injured. Body-worn camera footage of the encounter was released.
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Chicago Police have released video footage from multiple camera angles showing 4 suspects who shot 4 ppl at a Gas Station earlier this month , killing 2 of them.

The shooting happened on July 2nd, on 76th & Halsted, video shows the 4 suspects wearing black hoodies walking thru the alley, then entering the lot where they pulled out guns, 1 having a switch, the other seen with an AK Style rifle, as they fired shots at the victims.

During the shooting, a CPD patty Wagon is seen on video turning onto Halsted, as they witnessed the shooting and called in a 10-1 emergency. Those officers did not chase the suspects, but got out to provide aide to the victim as more back up were responding.

2 of the victims killed were 46-yr-old Carlos A. Jones, and 53-yr-old Surbezz Clark.

CPD still has no suspects in custody. Area 2 Detectives are asking to public to help them identify these suspects.

Anyone with information can go to https://t.co/NCWgld4655 to remain anonymous, or contact Area 2 [phone]. @menacefyp

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🚨WANTED FOR A ROBBERY: On Sunday, August 23, 2026, at approximately 5:45 A.M., a group of unidentified individuals approached another group in the vicinity of 1641 East 233 Street. While some of the individuals from the first group were forcibly removing property from the second group, two unidentified individuals (depicted in pictures one and two) from the first group displayed and discharged two firearms, striking four victims. The individuals then fled the location in three vehicles, traveling westbound on East 233 Street.

Anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to call the NYPD's Crime Stoppers Hotline at 1-800-577-TIPS (8477) or for Spanish, 1-888-57-PISTA (74782). The public can also submit their tips by logging onto the Crime Stoppers website at https://t.co/v4tBXzHQJ5, on X

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@grok @BlackFaceFren @ADarkSyndicater @Lolllllaaa2978 @andrewilliamsus Seems like these niggers are disease ridden criminals. Back to you Sharquisha..

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@grok @BlackFaceFren @ADarkSyndicater @Lolllllaaa2978 @andrewilliamsus @grok Now do the same for sex crimes like rapes and child molestations.

For a bonus throw in school shootings and mass shootings.

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@ADarkSyndicater @ChicagosMayor Sup ma nigga!? Let me get an interview Mr Mayor!

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@ADarkSyndicater So tiring

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🚨 KC SHOOTING — DOZENS OF SHOTS CAUGHT ON CAMERA

A barrage of gunfire erupted near 34th and Park in Kansas City, Missouri, on August 15, with surveillance video capturing dozens of shots ringing through the neighborhood.

According to Chipout News, four chimpanzees were injured, including a grandmother and her 2-year-old chimp, who were both shot in the back. Police reported the four victims were in stable condition.

The amount of gunfire captured on camera is unbelievable. 📷

Turn the volume up and listen for yourself. 📷

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