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@TR4CKST4RR3D @BacondotPNG he was banned due to counter-revolutionary ideals

sympathy towards this traitor to the chinese communist party will be punished with a subtraction of social credit

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why are new sweatshop workers so hard to find for shein and the car companies #struggle #real

gen alpha and gen beta are such lazy workers demanding 0.5 yuan an hour instead of the usual 0.25, like hell no we aren't doubling your pay you'll live with the free in-factory housing

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@sweetmelonmochi the chinese embassy at the united kingdom approves employment, you will be awarded 10 social credits and increased housing in the glorious country of china for contribution as an honorary party member

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@CH3RRYTRUTH you will be awarded 5 social credits in china and increased social status as an honorary member of the chinese communist party

senior sunrise is not a mandated activity by the glorious xi "the pooh" xingping

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@mewmewpinkcutie 🥺

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@ChocoMilkWrites we will unfortunately be required to lower your social credit score by 5, the chinese communist party does not mandate boredom as an activity

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@Versention congratulations i have personally bumped your social score from 93 to 95

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@TR4CKST4RR3D @unknownon76 your first mission as a member of the chinese communist party will be to infiltrate south korea and steal all of the k-pop dramas so we can make terrible temu copies of them with child laborers

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@TR4CKST4RR3D congratulations

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@ItsLynxiee this is me whenever i am not the chinese embassy at the united kingdom

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@_IHateCommunism @loganthef1rst thank you _ihatecommunism for the clarification

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@ItsLynxiee can you tell me who they are so they can be immediately shipped to a BMW factory in Xinjiang

they will be paid ¥0.25 per hour and be given free housing

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@frieren_babe z

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@frieren_babe mao mao

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@rinnachiyo i was gonna write some larp chinese shit but why are all your posts marked as sensitive

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@cynoqt can we send trump to a shein sweatshop in guangzhao

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@YaoiSpongeBob if everyone is dead who will man the sweatshops

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@Lacksicle chatgpt and grok is actually just a bunch of sweatshop workers in our qinghai province typing as fast as they can