P o l l y

i'm Jiimmy Savs and Lady Sovs love child

[P o l l y @ChinkasaurusXo]

You know you’re old when you ask for a freezer for your birthday

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Just closed 75 open apps on my phone feel like this sums me up as a person

[P o l l y @ChinkasaurusXo]

Today I made an orange reduction which I split over the hob twice, reducing it by half but not the way you’re intended to … oh and then I set fire to some blue roll which rained ash all over my reduction

[P o l l y @ChinkasaurusXo]

Baffled someone has left me in charge of anything …. Sat here trying to write the spring menu with measurements of an absolute novice

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So yesterday it took me roughly 6 hours to make a fitted curtain for the camper-van to find out I’d managed to read the tape measure wrong 🤦🏽‍♀️ everything’s 5mm too small

[P o l l y @ChinkasaurusXo]

Happy 8th of March... 🥳🥳🥳

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Is there such thing as a 101 hotline but for plants? My tree looks so sad and I just want the best for him xo

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since my mum got yet another dog I’m experiencing some real sibling jealousy #notthefaveanymore

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I genuinely Hoover more times a week than I drink alcohol ... what’s happened to me

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Can’t hack the 2 day sessions anymore... still feeling moderately hungover 3 days after

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Yesterday a 2.5 year old pooed on me and tried to blame it on the dog...

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One of biggest fears In life is tripping over guy ropes

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I don’t understand why people would buy square plates

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Jokes on the people buying gluten free products cos the regular stuff is out... wouldn’t wish it upon anyone

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This feels like when school term ends but instead of going on holiday/ out to play I’m sat inside thinking wtf

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Got a lot of spare time now... hopefully I’ll finish my 1,000 pierce jigsaw soon

[P o l l y @ChinkasaurusXo]

Please can we all appreciate that the queen herself visited my work the other day

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Still so surprised I stayed calm when I found out George left the roof down on car during Sunday’s storm until yesterday I opened the drivers seat visor and a shit tone of water fell on my lap #luckyilikeyou

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So my mate signed me up for the Surrey 100 back in August ... this arrived today and I would genuinely rather resit my entire degree again than this

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Still can’t believe my mum asked if you have milk with an expresso martini 🤦🏽‍♀️