Me: bro this better be indica , sativa always makes me feel like I’m Dion Dawkins prostituting himself in a dimly lit alley
Plug: don’t worry bro, this is strait kush
Me 17 mins later:
Zverev to Ben Shelton’s girlfriend & soccer star Trinity Rodman after beating Ben in the U.S. Open final
“Trinity, I thought you had a game today, no? Well done to you as well. You’re the lucky charm. Not today, but usually”
😭😭😭😭😭