Nigeria is GONE!!!! Tinubu has finished this country!!!
Think about the sheer audacity: going on live television to admit you altered the 2023 election results to ensure Peter Obi lost Rivers State.
Wike isn’t just admitting to electoral fraud; he is openly mocking our institutions, telling law enforcement and the public that he rigged the vote and remains entirely beyond the reach of the law.
He made a transfer of ₦25,000 from his Sterling Bank account, but there was a problem and the transaction did not go through. The following day, the bank reversed the ₦25,000, but they forgot to refund the ₦50 stamp duty fee. 😂
That was why his lawyer sent them a letter, warning that they would take legal action if the money was not refunded.
Now, they have refunded the money and even sent him a letter of apology. 🤣🤣.
₦10m invested in bitcoin in Jan 2020 is worth ₦380m today.
Same ₦10m invested in Presco shares in Jan 2020 is worth ₦426m today.
Same money. Same years.
A perfect date night in Sweden:
19:00 - Match on Tinder, invite her to your apartment
19:30 - She arrives, proceeds directly to the bedroom
19:50 - Have intercourse in complete silence to avoid disturbing the neighbours
20:00 - Introduce yourself, learn her name, discover you both work at Spotify
20:30 - Sit on opposite ends of the Ikea sofa for 30 minutes scrolling TikTok
21:00 - She asks if you want to be "exclusive". Respond you need to ask your ex-girlfriend first because you still live together
21:15 - Shake hands goodbye
21:16 - Send her a PayPal request for a condom
22:00 - Add each other on LinkedIn and never talk again
Swedish are the most romantic nation in the world