Chip Brewton

Texan, Army Ninja (retired), badass, and all-around debonair... Go UTSA. Master’s c/o 2020

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@miradreaamy 100

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@Seraphinaf5 71

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@sophaller!!! Shame for missing (AND AIRBALLING!!) that shot on after hours with @JKCorden… #westillloveyou

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@kimmygrangerxxx Homey knew he didn’t lay good pipe, so went scorched earth to make sure you never forgot him.

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@tropicvixen Potential wifey status

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

Hmmm… my @pizzahut is out of stuffed crust? Disappointing… guess it’s a @dominos kind of night now.

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@tropicvixen I’d propose on the second date

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

Dear @HEB, if I can see through the paper thin bacon, it is not “thick cut”. Still love you though

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@blewis1103 It was a great humanizing moment in a season where I was starting to hate Santos. Also, I feel like something baaaaaad is gonna happen to the deaf patient santos keeps blowing off. 😬

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@maravalea Yes, but in the most fantastic way

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@maravalea You look like a Viking queen. 😍

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@kimmygrangerxxx Fear boner ftw

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@ThatEricAlper “What’s the point in finding calm, when calm to me is unsettling”

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

Do these Hell’s Kitchen chefs not watch @HellsKitchenFOX and @GordonRamsay ? I have ZERO chef training, and even I know about scallops: OUT. IN. ONE.

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@cjsloan__ I pride myself on the fact that I’ve never had a girl have to ask me to go down on her. Something I just always love to do. And I ain’t coming up until my face looks like a glazed donut 😏😉

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@lady_valor_07 @tenaciousd fuck her gently

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@akafaceUS Handle up, so you’re not grabbing the part that goes in your mouth when removing it from the dishwasher

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@kimmygrangerxxx I bought the house across the street from my childhood home… where my parents still live ☺️

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

@Jaxweah Like $9k would go a long way 🥺

[Chip Brewton @ChipBrewton]

Hey fellow Texan @McConaughey. Need an official ruling: