Chip “Carpet Muncher” Cuckington

UPS Delivery Driver, Denver Broncos, Miller Lite, Confederate Sympathizer, #JesusForTrump

[Chip “Carpet Muncher” Cuckington @ChipCuckington]

At my j*b and my boss came to me to talk about the 2011 Chicago Bears throwbacks. #buds

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Not going out tonight but we got beers and madden🔥

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@imBobClapps Unfortunately have had these ads aswell

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@wardamnbilly Terrible Larp from both teams here

[Chip “Carpet Muncher” Cuckington @ChipCuckington]

#grit

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@garrettschrad3r They infest state parks

[Chip “Carpet Muncher” Cuckington @ChipCuckington]

And they said money couldn’t buy happiness #investment

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I know a guy that will go for the one in the middle

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@Patriots

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The enemies up 5! #OpeningDay

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TE Attack

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@getnickwright you fucking Jew the broncos handed you shit worse than Adolf Hitler could ever imagine. Israel lying about 3 million is like your ass on TV everyday lying that Bo Nix isn’t good enough. I hope lesson learned maybe trim your nose and stop speaking on our horses.

[Chip “Carpet Muncher” Cuckington @ChipCuckington]

@BuschBeer can you guys take the stick out the ass and put Bapple in South Carolina or bad things WILL happen

[Chip “Carpet Muncher” Cuckington @ChipCuckington]

@NASCARonNBC @CBellRacing @JoeGibbsRacing Mahomes of NASCAR

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@MitchellShakeem Wasted time on this tweet

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@MitchellShakeem Sounds like someone is scared

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@MitchellShakeem I was trained by James Ellsworth before he was famous. I live and breed this sport and I’ll cut to the front of the line bitch boy

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@MitchellShakeem

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@MitchellShakeem I’m Paul Skanks and I wanna kick your shit in

[Chip “Carpet Muncher” Cuckington @ChipCuckington]

@MitchellShakeem I wanna have a wrestling match you puss