LiterallyShishido

thugging through hell and back

[LiterallyShishido @ChipEatingMan]

Aliens but it's a all white female team of explorers getting stranded here

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@Purp_in_exile Not enough likes on this gem

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Adi has some terrible friends if they keep gaslighting him into thinking he should keep making show adaptations

[GamesRadar+ @GamesRadar]

After Castlevania and Devil May Cry, Adi Shankar's friends have told him to adapt Pragmata next https://t.co/7PC9sUfdwB

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@Eclipse_cAnon Hearing hitler's voice speak to me after watching sonic and tails have a dance party (third reich propaganda)

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Smiled at a stonetoss comic so now i must performatively let everyone know i hate him and would never find him funny (except for this one time)

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Acme corporation were losing profit bec of wile's lawsuit so now they're selling to domestic abusers

[New York Post @nypost]

Long Island woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend - and his hand is blown off trying to save himself https://t.co/2TXimaPcfz

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@Howlingmutant0 A killer always knows how to identify a crime scene

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@SLupine6818 "Aw, dangit, i just finished writing my manifesto and was about to go shoot up a elementary but the law says no guns allowed. As a law abiding citizen i guess have to willingly give up my guns to authorities now..."

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They're going to embalm his body and preserve it inside a glass casing for future generations to look upon

[TMZ @TMZ]

Clavicular Suffers Suspected Overdose, Hospitalized https://t.co/YyrWwmMtcE

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@ShitpostRock2 There is no strat this is how some autistic dude will be moving after fighting his way through all the floors

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@Purp_in_exile @insanefrog "I need you to convince the population that shadow the hedgehog is a far-right bigot and that they should embrace black arms invasion as diversity."

"You must kiss the wall first, then we'll talk."

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@Purp_in_exile Atlas has all his bank accounts frozen until he apologizes to Goldman the Rabbi

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@CalveitJon88367 @brotherharryy @Awk20000 Hasan fans don't even try and pretend anymore that he didn't shock his dog they stare at you like this

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@ChristinaTasty The logic seems so simple, people want to watch a movie about the color red so you give them Red: the movie

Companies instead make a Red tv show that's about the color purple, magenta and turquoise

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@planefag Watching a guy get bullied so you shout out "hey you have to kick my teeth in first before you kick his ass!"

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I inspire for people to be so obsessed with me that when i die they make "i hate this person but i would NEVER post about them" posts while I'm peacefully at rest

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I won't talk about Chuck Norris because I have nothing good to say about that man

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@SavinTheBees 7 thousand, 7 thousand is all i can bribe you.

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Not even joking it wasn't until i saw the logo on the bottom right i realized this isn't a post being sarcastic about a real scene from netflix OP looking like AI

[DStudioproject @D_studioproject]

Luffy vs Rob Lucci.

the moment luffy refuses to fall even when his body is already breaking.
no matter how hard the fight gets, he keeps standing.

because that’s what luffy has always been about.

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Depicting myself as a screaming banshee shouting buzzwords and my opponent as uncaring and smug is a great way to make everyone agree with the strawman

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@t1000polyalloy I knew i recognized that outfit from somewhere

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Did this guy wake up from a coma and took away the control AI had over his account or something

[Kwebbelkop @Kwebbelkop]

I’m still super confused about this deal.

According to estimations he has ‘only’ generated $20m throughout his entire career. After agent fees, expenses and taxes a lot less will be left.

He sold 49% of his company for $975M, putting his company valuation at $2B.

The company who bought 49% is basing this off the fact that they expect to generate $400M in yearly revenue from branded partnerships.

Now make this make sense.

Online estimates say he made $20M so far (seems pretty accurate)

The Hong Kong company who bought 49% is expecting to make $400M per year. (20x his lifetime earnings in 1 year???)

The largest YouTubers in the world don’t even touch $100M in branded partnerships per year.

How is a TikTok creator to do 4x that EVERY YEAR with significantly less watch time.

This deal doesn’t make any sense.

IT MAKES NO SENSE!

My gut says something fishy is going on here… I just don’t know what it is…

FYI: 0 hate to Khaby, I’m absolutely rooting for him and hope that he gets out of this with a big pile of cash. I just wanna understand what’s happening here.