Chip Tait

Austin, by way of Annapolis. Peddles hooch, snaps photos, builds guitars. Husband, father, weaver of tales. Likes cats and dogs.

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@elonmusk Keep saying it over and over. Still doesn’t add up. #FuckingTwat

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@cb_doge @elonmusk #TWAAT

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@SimplyAJ10 https://t.co/Q3Ou0b5IBL

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@jimgeraghty @RobGeorge #TWAAT

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@jcalvinmeyer Tyler O is a lost cause at this point. I’ll root for him as long as he wears the laundry, but he’s been a complete bust in Baltimore.

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@Conflict_Radar @elonmusk @elonmusk is a racist. So boring.

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@afkostka Who is on the taxi squad?

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@SonnyBunch @RobGeorge Talarico for the win!

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@jcalvinmeyer Akin is a bum. Kittridge as well. Alby will be one and done as a manager.

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@jcalvinmeyer Henderson needs to bat 8th.

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@JaySekulow Your time is up. Ready the tea leaves. Trump is done.

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@jcalvinmeyer The cupboard is barren.

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@jcalvinmeyer Not the best lineup.

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@kappadoodles @patriottakes One the weekend when millions of Americans are being denied their SNAP benefits, maybe Marie Antoinette could have toned it down a little.

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@jcalvinmeyer Fanboy somewhere else.

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@elonmusk Charlie was a false prophet. You are a true asshat.

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@jcalvinmeyer Ha! Sneaky indeed!

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@FoxNews Gross

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@d_allentuck Will they want him?

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@jcalvinmeyer No takers for Mounty?