If you're reading this you are a SUSPICIOUS FRIEND and are this entitled to a sneak preview:
https://t.co/h9QsNNqIgx
Ignore laptop mic, I'm working on it
@Nymdok@FoulMouthedOne Yeah dude we were the church kids who got given handfuls of those things. Presumably to hand out to your friends. Those things are TERRIFYING when you're a kid.
Pat Robertson was also a huge contributing factor.
@FoulMouthedOne@Nymdok I uh... Didn't play much D&D due to "Satan" so I don't know enough gelatinous cube lore to yes and you in that direction sadly.
Look how well that turned out, MOM!
@FoulMouthedOne@Nymdok ALL PREFER CUBE. THE MOST EXALTED OF GEOMETRIC FORMS. PAY NO MIND TO THE SPHERE CULTISTS AND CONE WORSHIPPERS, EVEN THE LAUDED PYRAMIDS CANNOT COMPARE TO CUBE.
@FoulMouthedOne@Nymdok I take your point, however either
A: the height/length ratio is probably still solidly in the range I would be comfortable calling flat
OR
B: You are returning to cube, a truly noble path...
@Nymdok After nearly being killed by gangsters a paranoid street cop becomes obsessed with surveillance equipment, begins inserting cameras and sensors into his flesh, eventually becomes a nightmarish horror of the modern age.