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I'm a chipmunk, you got a problem with that? Yeah, I'm a little defensive about it.

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@Muskoka411 First clue: cake says, "CONGRATS ON YOUR PAROLE"

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@merry123459 Didn't we see her giving him some Kat paw at Beetlejuice?

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@ElayneBoosler Still the best.

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@MJMcKean "The lady doth protest too much, methinks," by which Shakespeare meant, "Lindsay Graham is waiting for you in the Subaru."

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@ElayneBoosler Diet schmiet... right now I wish I were a pair of glasses.

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@AMH5150 @RollingStone No Lee Ritenhour? No Joe Pass? No Tal Farlow? No Larry Carlton... Are you people deaf or does the word "jazz" frighten you? Retitle this list "Greatest ROCK Guitarists Who Don't Know Which End of Their Guitar To Blow Into."

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@lippyent In America, you drink soda and eat a candy bar. In Canada, we drink pop and eat a chocolate bar. In Russia TV watches you! (Sorry, I went full Yakov.)

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@ElayneBoosler I'm old enough to remember the common wisdom that a sexy woman could not do smart comedy or play funk bass. Ever since hearing Elayne do this in the eighties, I've been keeping an eye out for her jazz album.

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@Muskoka411 It is rarely the first driver who is to blame -- it is the drivers who were following too close to stop.

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@TDotResident Trudeau and Chow look like Trump's advisors when he recommended injecting bleach.

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@MJMcKean @cjvanston 1. Hit middle C as you...
2. Push piano off edge of stage.

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@ThatEricAlper Art Tatum, John Coltrane, Mozart... Otherwise, I'm afraid I have a different understanding of the word "genius" than these other posters.

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@AJemaineClement

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@ElayneBoosler He found out they don't allow teleprompters in court.

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@ElayneBoosler @CheriJacobus Perfect!

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@ElayneBoosler Canadian non-kill shelters are rescuing dogs from U.S. kill shelters. Guy across the street from me has adopted a hound from North Carolina. Similar thing happened during the 60s and 70s. Wasn't dogs then.

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@ItsDeanBlundell Blink twice if you're being held hostage.

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@ElayneBoosler All the best on your recovery. Hope you bounce back soon (in a manner of speaking.)

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@OPP_HSD I've advocated this for years. Don't get your panties in a knot about civil liberties -- we give up some civil rights the moment we get behind the wheel. At least this petty sacrifice saves lives.

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@merry123459 Using the tragedy of others for your own political and financial gain is about the lowest a human can sink. Congratulations, Poilievre, you're now lying flat on the bottom with Trump.