Chip Nicholson

Is the man you want to be but can't be, cause I'm him.

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The new year celebrates Chip Nicholson. #HappyChipYear

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On this Christmas Eve we remember the reason for the season, Chip Nicholson is the reason for the season. #Chipmas #12daysofChipmas

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When Chip Nicholson gets near Mistletoe the there is a line around the block. The line ends here; it begins there! #Chipmas #12DaysofChipmas

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Santa moved to the North Pole after he gave Chip Nicholson a bad gift. Chip Nicholson will find you Santa and shove that Electric Football right back in your sack.
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Chip Nicholson hangs his stockings without care. #Chipmas #12DaysofChipmas

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When Chip Nicholson rode the Polar Express he drank a nice cup of hot sauce and gave Santa a Silver Bullet so he would always believe in Chip Nicholson. #Chipmas #12DaysofChipmas

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The Heatmiser henchmen learned their dance from Chip Nicholson. Chip’s too much. #Chipmas #12DaysofChipmas

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If Chip Nicholson donned gay apparel, it wouldn’t be. #Chipmas #12daysofChipmas

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The other reindeer used to laugh and call Rudolph names. After Chip Nicholson found out Donner was donning a red nose and a black eye. #Chipmas #12DaysofChipmas

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The grinch once tried to steal Chip Nicholson’s Christmas, he received a kick to his jack funkes that all The Whos in Whoville still talks about to this day. #Chipmas #12DaysofChipmas

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Chip Nicholson’s Elf on the shelf reported only to Chip Nicholson. Santa has no Authority here. #Chipmas #12DaysofChipmas

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Chip Nicholson doesn’t write a Christmas list, so Santa delivers him..Silence. #Chipmas #12DaysofChipmas

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Chip Nicholson doesn’t wait for Christmas morning. Christmas waits for Chip Nicholson. #Chipmas #12DaysofChipmas

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This years 12 days of Chipmas has concluded. Merry Chipmas to all and to all a good night. #Chipmas

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Rudolph’s nose wasn’t red until he talked smack to Chip Nicholson. #chipmas

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@73Superbeetle Chip Nicholson doesn’t LOL but if he did, you would LOL.

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Die Hard is a Christmas movie….based on the life of Chip Nicholson.

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When Chip Nicholson was on the Polar Express, he drank Hot Sauce. Hot Chocolate is for lesser men. #chipmas

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Chip Nicholson told Parson Brown to mind his own damn business.#Chipmas