Martin Lonie

UCI World Masters Champion 2 x British Masters Champ 7 x Scottish National Champion Nuun-Sigma Sport-London RT

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@NUCLRGOLF Americans need to stop cheating at golf to protect their fragile participation medal getting egos.
No one care what you score.
There’s no such thing as a breakfast ball, gimme or a mulligan.
STOP CHEATING

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@Some_body_21 @ForePlayPod Eldrick Tont Woods has a cool nickname

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@NUCLRGOLF The open twice.
If I got 3 I’d take the masters 3rd.

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@LouStagner He should be in jail.

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@usantidoping Tiger Woods has crashed his car and been arrested on suspicion of DUI and refused a urine sample. Please test him for all performance enhancing/banned drugs immediately. #doping

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@SachaRoytman So what about the US tomahawk missiles that killed 160 school kids?
Is that ok because it was American?

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

By my count at least 8 countries that have paid $1bn to be on the of Pedolf Shitlers #boardofpeace have been attacked because of #Trump do they have a refund policy? He’s now begging for ship from other countries & money from congress. What happened to the BOP $ he collected?

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@ScottPresler Trump starts a war and you post this???
Should say,
Mom I don’t want to go to war,
Well president bone spurs want you to fight and die for his greed.

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

Dear @FIFAcom I would like to nominate myself for the FIFA peace prize.
I have bombed zero school in Iran,
I have executed zero fishermen or drug dealers in boats. I haven’t dropped bombs in Venezuela or kidnapped its leader.
I’ve never threatened to invade Greenland or 🇨🇦

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@nicksortor So you’re saying Dictator Trump had her arrested for standing up. 🤔

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@Jazzyy_rosee If you had a 13yo daughter and he offered to babysit when you had to leave town for the evening would you let him?

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@beaps54 @LouStagner I’d have to delete every round if I did it at 20mph. 😂
I do delete the rounds when the wind is above 30mph and gusts in the 40s

[Larry The Libtard™ @LarryLibtardo]

@Thevictoria76 Since you probably only graduated with a GED I’ll be kind. Familiarize yourself with discovery process in the litigation process. Then come back to us.

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@GuntherEagleman Say a prayer for the guy hiding the Epstein files.

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@Israel2252 So fake.
This is the video from 8ft away.

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

Before he pulls the club back in the sand.

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

I know you’re allowed to ground your club in a waste of area but did Patrick Reed just improve his lie by grounding his club before dragging it Back before his shot on the sand?
@DPWorldTour
@AliWhitakerGolf

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@paulcomp @DPWorldTour @AliWhitakerGolf 😂

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@ChristinaHambu4 @MeidasTouch There is no new deal. Emperor trump tell you all about his shiny new clothes and you all clap and swoon in worship. Anyone in the rest of the world with an education past 12 years old knows there is no new deal and he’s just lying.

[Martin Lonie @Chipolonie]

@LouStagner I hit different putters with NC headphones. My theory was soft putters sound softer and you can’t tell the difference without the audio.
I own one blade 8i I use in the sim & I can’t tell the difference between flush shots but there’s a massive difference on toes & heel strikes.