💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰

🌱Future CEO of Wholesome Foods, Located in Big City || Business Partner: @totallyrad_ical 🌱

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

shutup i dont care i donr care #MyXAnniversary

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@chipwhistler shur up

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

fentanyl coma

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

You’re fucking joking. Some idiot (who is now FIRED.) took them and stuck them inside of his work locker and let them rot and stink up the entire back room. Are we serious right now. MY EMPLOYEES ARE ALL MORONS! I HATE IT HERE.

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

So I clock in today to open up shop right. When I’m doing my rounds checking stock I find that literally all the kumquats are gone from our produce section. Are you kidding me. Who breaks in and takes NOTHING but kumquats. What could you possibly need all of those for. #SMFH

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

Kumquats literally arent even that good to be doing all that. Give me a break.

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

So I clock in today to open up shop right. When I’m doing my rounds checking stock I find that literally all the kumquats are gone from our produce section. Are you kidding me. Who breaks in and takes NOTHING but kumquats. What could you possibly need all of those for. #SMFH

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@chipwhistler I cannot safely disclose any events involving myself between the dates 6/20/25 and 9/10/25.

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

I’m BACK! 🥳 Sorry to leave you all high and dry but I unfortunately got into a little trouble with the cartel and had to go into hiding. :/ #TypicalTuesday😒 But everything’s sorted out now and things are back to normal! TTYL! 😄

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@chipwhistler NO! I SUE CHUMPS LIKE YOU THAT THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH USING MY NAME IN REFERENCE TO *ME* WHICH YOU ARE CURRENTLY DOING! BECAUSE YOU’RE AN OBSESSED CREEP.

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@chipwhistler YES I DO. I HAD IT TRADEMARKED IN 2011. LOOK IT UP.

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@chipwhistler Yes I can. I have a spectacular lawyer.

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@chipwhistler You seem to be mistaken, thats not how that works. Thats my name. Just because you made my name your username on some app doesnt make it yours. Please change your username. Now. I can sue you for identity fraud.

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@chipwhistler You know exactly what I mean.

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@chipwhistler Why is your username my full name

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@squoomboy Leave me alone

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

What the fuck

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@squoomboy I really don’t like you.

[💰The Real Chipothy J. Whistler💰 @ChipothyW]

@squoomboy