Chipotle Azerbaijan

Grayt restrant from Azerbaijan. We serve good fewd for loyal custumors! (prarodry acont! tweeter iz website)

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western Azerbaijan location blown up to drill for oil

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now partnering with the charity "Ahmed's bank account" please help he needs to buy a new truck

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mehmed fell into the deep frier, now selling all new mehmed burritos!!!!!!

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free cocka-cola at store, come to store for free cock

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all taliban members have special store discount

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all new special "not a biological weapons test" sauce in all burritos :)

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dirt and grasshopper burrito now for sale please buy it by Allah its all we have left

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come to our store instead we are low on meat and need resupply (beast man will be the meat, do not tell them)

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now serving the "yiff burger" uwu owo *wags tail*

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Ahmed has been fire, he forget must remove cactus spines first 😔

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all customer who do not pick up trash will not be turned into shredded beef, here is an example of how to pick up trash:

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ANONCEMINT: manager is gone on trip! PARTY AT STOR TOMOROW bring all the nice things (alcohol, beer, and whisky) as well as 30 pounds of plastic explosives! lots of fun will be had

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selim fired for innapropriate use of restaurant missile defense system, (he fire over border into Iran, spark major conflict, not good!)

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New strip club section of restaurant is finished. However, due to budget cuts, we could only afford to hire bird furries.

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Did Mike and ike ever get back together?

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We are now using birds to destroy our competition, first stop is All Of Garden

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@JesseSpeaks27 @DanPriceSeattle Wrong! We always make sure to *openly* lie to our customers, try again?

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hapy fish of April day for French "people"

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@Mlau6 "maybe" what does this mean and should I be frightened