🌶Chipotle Life🌶

Chipotle actually is my life. #TeamChipotle #Chipotlyfe

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

Rush Chi Potle #greeklife2015

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

You can tell it’s tax season cause everybody be gettin guac.

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

Literally no one:
Me: yeah, I’d be down for some Chipotle.

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

When a mom lets her 5 kids under the age of 6 all order their individual kids meals in the middle of peak.

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

Y’all know that bell peppers go from green-> yellow-> orange-> red as they ripen, right?

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

Some of y’all never had a mom try to order 3 quesadillas, 2 bowls, a burrito and 4 kids meals by herself in the middle of peak and it shows.

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

Customer: “Thank you!”
My brain:
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Me: “No problem!”

[Brooke Cunningham @Chewbrookea]

When you’re so hardcore about Chipotle, that you and your co worker get matching tattoos 😂❤️ #chipotlesmylife #store699 @Chipotlyfe @ChipotleTweets @chipotleprobz_

[jas 🌸 @ucntsitwithus23]

The man the myth the legend 🙌🏽😏 @Chipotlyfe @Chipotlyfe

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

-“Hey, let’s release another rewards program”
-“Hey,

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

All of the choriz-hos coming out of the woodwork today.

[*space monkey* 🛸 @brexclaw]

"Chicken bowl, any chips or drinks with that?'
"No."
"Ok, that'll be $7.27"
"Wait. Can I get a drink?"

*Internal screaming*
@chipotleprobz_ @Chipotlyfe

[Emy 🦋 🔜 @Emazing_ravemom]

When chipotle wants to bring back chorizo 😭 ... @Chipotlyfe

[Gerb @BrandonGerbig]

@Chipotlyfe everyday when costumers complain the chips are stale

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

@li_jimmy1 BOGO for students. Open-close. Online or in-store

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

You can bet EVERYBODY is going to be a student this Saturday.

[Derek @Mightypreneur]

Me: “Would you like any mild medium or hot?”
Guest: “can I have plain tomatoes? And then corn and cheese”

Me: “but.. the corn has the sa...of course”

@Chipotlyfe @chipotleprobz_

[🌶Chipotle Life🌶 @Chipotlyfe]

And here I was worried about prepping enough guac 😂