Chippawa Crackerjacks

Official Account of the CCHL Fantasy League Team Chippawa Crackerjacks

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

Jacks are back! Back at .500 and with the revamped roster via seasonal moves the second half should be interesting!

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

Jacks continue to rebuild & retool as we work to get highly talented players with some control. We brought in PLD to be in the 1/2 centre role. Only he can make that decision for us. We also moved Laughton and CAP 2nd next year for GEO 1st this year.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

@cchlcommish We got a goalie. Then we got another. Then another. Then traded one and got another. Now we have three. But one will be gone before year end and one is gone in off season most likely. So another goalie will need to step up. We might have one of those. Goalies bruh.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

@CCHL_Isotopes @NorsemenCCHL I have found my excitement of my future players gets hindered by the fact that they aren’t very good….

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

@mattyoungsports @SunGarrioch This is a prime example of “othering” to create an antagonist for a narrative. It helps create hate towards the subject in the effort to make your content relevant. Very low brow for sure.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

Tommy Tatar with the hat trick tonight! A more even line up see the scoring spread out and playing time evenly spread across the line up.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

#tradeannouncement Jacks are happy to have Slim Jim/Big Jimmie O back on our blue line, and welcome Kevin Fiala to our top line with hopes of assisting with increasing top line productivity. @cchlcommish

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

Honestly. We know. We don’t care. Eat some crackerjacks, it’s a long season.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

@cchlcommish Isn’t there a simulator somewhere that can be used?

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

The Jacks have concluded most of our off season additions. With a top six that will be competitive to mid pack we foresee some moves in season to capture fist round picks the coming and following drafts. We are excited to add top young talent in the coming drafts to our roster!

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

@DobberHockey I’ve been saying for awhile that this was actually a good fit for both teams. Add in a Robertson and Murray gets buried plus they retain 50% and he’s a $2.2M player next season.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

@NorsemenCCHL @CapesideLoons We would like to remind you how well we did last season with a roster that everyone else thought was dogshit. Keep your tinder dry, we are getting ready to start cooking.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

Jacks are still looking for some top line wingers to complement our captain.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

Jacks have made a few moves in the off season. We bring in Michael Bunting to add some depth to our LW and move a few picks for next years draft to acquire prospects drafted in this years draft just passed.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

@NorsemenCCHL That’s probably his biggest strength. He has an uncanny sense of his edges.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

@NorsemenCCHL Brodie conceded because Holl can’t skate. Bill NEEDS to be removed from Keefes available players. Liljegren is a far superior player already and would benefit from the experience when we all know Holl is moving on soon. This is ridiculous he’s getting any minutes at all.

[Chippawa Crackerjacks @ChippawaC]

@OverDrive1050 @HayesTSN @odognine2 @jamiemclennan29 @TSN_Sports So far it’s Wes Mcauley……

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🚨Trade Announcement🚨

Jacks management have made a trade of significance today. Barbashev moves out with prospect Kolyachonok for Fehervary as we continue to build out from the back end. We thank Barbashev for his stern attitude and angry demeanour. Seriously.