Chris Jackson

Read my dumb BS

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

Get your shit together China #Taiwannumberone

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

Twins Basel twins!

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

To the 3 people who still follow this humor my following experiment

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

I did the thing! Goodbye again Twitter. Y’all need Jesus in your life. Go outside and talk to people. Sitting in your red or blue echo chambers. SMH

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

I returned to Twitter just to find tacos. @kogibbq

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

When someone is asking for the moon, what's the compromise? An asteroid? A lunar lander? Buzz Aldrin?

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

If you enjoy having the ability to poop green for a week might I recommend eating a cupcake with black dyed frosting? Simply divine

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

Dental Plan!
Lisa Needs braces
Dental Plan!
Lisa Needs braces
Dental Plan!
Lisa Needs braces
Dental Plan!
Lisa Needs braces
Dental Plan!
Lisa Needs braces
Dental Plan!
Lisa Needs braces
Dental Plan!
Lisa Needs braces
Dental Plan!
Lisa Needs braces

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

Other nurse: My Patient won’t stop throwing up Me: Rub there back, I saw it work in Pokémon once

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

@yooneichorn

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They turned Rod Stewart into a rooster

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@CarlosNarwhal

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

Buckle up I’ve got 2 years of unused tweets saved up

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

Sometimes I wonder how everyone manages not to just be cryptic and melodramatic on here and then I remember we’re in our mid to late 20s and unfollowed everyone. Also people still seem distracted by Mr. Cheeto skin goes to Washington

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

To that I say “wee haw”

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

Anyone within baseball who thinks it's a good idea to start an inning with someone already on second base should start their next workday with someone already in their job.

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

@mccoveychron Can a free agent with draft pick compensation tied to them go play in japan for a year and then not have a draft pick tied to them next year?

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

@jillrenee4242

[Chris Jackson @ChipsFontana]

Eminem’s palms get sweaty a lot