Chip Rates Roadside America

Consumer and supplier of things to sniff along America's highways and byways.

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Which Chip are you today?

[Piña Colada Uncensored @A_Colada_Love]

I like dogs, I like sweaters, and boy do I like dogs in sweaters.

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@A_Colada_Love @MichaelKeaton Listen, Trump, I don’t want no scrubs for president.

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you see your girl giving this guy a slice of ham wyd

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Stella got way too into Shark Week this year.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

normalize little animals making all sorts of trouble

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@mischiefanimals @A_Colada_Love Stella would like a word with this imposter. She would also like some banana.

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@mischiefanimals @A_Colada_Love Ok but where did you find this actual footage of my sister?

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@A_Colada_Love Speaking of snatched…

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You either die snatched or live long enough to see yourself become cheugy.

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Excited to own property in the redwoods.

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0/10

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Watching the news this week like

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Today I visited “the ocean.”
Cons: scary, no ham
Pros: peed on seaweed
3/10

[Piña Colada Uncensored @A_Colada_Love]

I like the idea of doing things, I like having done things, but I don’t like doing things.

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@moosemanda What kind of dog is a tiger?? Mom says it’s Better Call Saul but she needs more sexy angsty recommendations!

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Love helping mom watch TV! #seniorpupSaturday

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I recommend taking it easy today.

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@dog_rates @millieratnerdog I remember my first boop…

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

First Reading of 2022: BONES DAY 🔮🦴